ninjachic

Oh haha. No meth head here. So yes I have all my teeth.

Welcome!!!!!

what kind of a question is that? or am I missing something?

haha I'm sure we can make that happen!!!!

thanks. idk if I'm quite ready for that many busy roads just yet. not too comfortable around other cars. but there's a chance i may get some weekday mornings off of work so that may be a good time to go out and practice.

and I believe he specifically said no mac!

I'm all for same sex marriage. and I dont think anyone should regulate who someone can and cannot marry. Isnt this supposed to be a free country? So shouldnt people be free to marry who they want? If youre against it, fine, good for you, then don't marry someone of the same sex and you're fine. I used to work for a guy couple (best bosses ever btw). They've been together 20+ years. They have no intention on ever getting married but considering how long they've been together (more than most opposite sex couple nowadays), shouldnt they be able to receive the same benefits as everyone else?

1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim 11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it. You probably are a Muslim

Short, sweet and to the point. A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out and wait for a camel!!"

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 14 year old girl? Slick her hair back and she looks 12.

One summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. May they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. (REMEMBER, this is TRUE) Under the boar, still strapped securely in place was the trailer.

very good to know. thanks:)

ok Sweet. Thanks. I'll def have to look into both of those.

shit Iron pony's sales are pretty good. I got my helmet for $130, jacket for $30, boots for $40, and gloves for $40. I'd say that's really good!!!!

yeah I clicked on it and alls i get is a orange screen with a little dude saying coming soon.

I havent played much because my xbox is broken, but i'm hoping to fix it later today. My gamer tag is Ferfer420.

WOW really? That's not right.

damnitt. that was a good deal and mine is broken. red ring of death. I'm hoping I can fix it myself because I think I know what is wrong with it but that would of been better to just get a new one. and yes Shawn - girls play Xbox too!!!!

thanks. I think i'm just gonna have somebody go over it in detail a bit more before i ride it again.

oh dear god!!!! what is the world coming to? Someone shoot him already. Sorry really not a fan of him at all.

seriously? where did she open the store? I might be interested in taking a look.

thanks. I appreciate it. I got it taken care of. rough day today so I'm gonna go to bed and try not to do anything stupid tomorrow. haha

oh I can make cookies too. they'll probably be gluten free though. and I cant have beer so I never have any here. but I'm sure if someone is willing to help look over my bike i will cook for them and buy them cookies and beer.

oh haha. oops. my bad. def need to read more carefully.