Pauly

There are plenty of situations where you can go cheap on a part. In my opinion, brakes are never one of them. If a bike won't go, that's a drag. If a bike won't stop, that's fatal.

I'm totally confused and not terribly upset about it.

Hey, Brian... someone painted your Jeep purple.

Those who cannot (insert whatever verb you want here) work for the government.

Awe, man. Someone stole your door.

I don't ride a Bimmer. I ride a Beemer. https://www.bmw.com/en/automotive-life/bimmer-beamer-nickname-origin.htm

Boomercode?

I’m consulting in Alberta right meow.

There are two kind of Wingers. New Wingers, and Wrong Wingers.

I have always liked the looks of a FatBoy, but not the solid wheels in a cross wind. My cousin had one, but it was yellow (gross). Yours is much easier on the eyes.

Nah.. I told them if that comment was too offensive for them, then they might as well perma-ban me because it just gets worse from here. They were all too happy to oblige.

Wingers are f'ing weird, man. I had a similar edit as Tonik. I posted in an intro that my bike was pretty much always "DTF" and they edited and scolded me via PM. That was my very first post.

Covid thread. I told them my vaccine turned my penis into a mutated baby hammerhead shark. They banned me for the weekend to "think about what I've done" and when they unbanned me I told them to basically go fuck themselves.

Only the worst people on the planet would ride a BMW.

Can you merge with the Goldwing forum? They perma-banned me.

Serviced and new tires installed.

Big brother aside, a lot of the CCW training is absolute trash. Folks that want to be adept with their weapon will become so, regardless of the required training. Those that only take the class once and then never train with their weapon are equally dangerous as those with zero training. You can't regulate stupid. You can only insure yourself from it.

Don't rob people carrying guns?

It works in Vermont.

Nice. Luggage liners are something you don't know you need until you have them.

I don't know if a Picard meme with "why in tarnation" is offensive or funny.

That's a pretty decent deal in today's market. I paid $21,500 for mine, paid $900 for the 5 year extended (8 year total) warranty and got 60 months @ .9% for a brand new 2018 Tour model. Those deals are long gone. Thank you to the ignorant slag that crashed into us last year.

Just wanted to bump this thread and remind you all to buy your kit from these guys if you are able. All of my riding gear, with exception to my over-priced, ego-inflating BMW gear, has been purchased from RD. I just purchased new helmets for Isaac and his girlfriend for their impending motorcycle purchases this spring. I think Isaac is set on the Rebel500 and his gf is looking at baby Ninjas. My apprehension is high, but at least I know they'll be wearing quality Shoei lids. When it comes time to purchase the rest of their riding gear, I'll be knocking on RD's door once again. Just wanted to say thanks to them for always coming through for me when I need fresh gear. You guys rock.

Yep. That's why I'm still slumming around on the BMW.

Ah.. Ted Cruz. Nothing says "Vote For Me" like bailing to a foreign resort when your constituency is left to freeze to death due to Texas' ever-failing, infrastructure. You know why they say "Don't Mess With Texas"? Because if you fuck with it, it is likely to break. Talk about bailing wire and duct tape...