13's??? I doubt the Moostang will hit that, and the Formula has been well beyond that for years. Even N/A on bald, cheap street tires and shitty driving/launching, and missing a gear, it still is faster than that. Sorry.
You are not only into drifting (the ice dancing of the automotive world), you call them a crew. And I was just joking about you likeing the cock before.
If I had a mullet, I'd wear it proudly. That said, anyone who has seen me can attest that I just don't look like a redneck. Sorry to disappoint you...you are probably get a chubby over that. And Chuck is my ex-g/f, manly name for a hot woman, what can I tell you.....all chicks have their faults, and that was her's. Unlike your dates, mine have never had a set of cock and balls between their legs, other than mine.
Edit: Damn, this kid really is pussy hurt. He's all on the chip about being ribbed about his slow ass car. Has to put things in his sig about Firebirds, and in his car description. It's alright little fella, I'm sure your mommy will be happy to powder your ass so it doesn't chafe as much anymore. I'm sure she will make that rash you've got all better. Next time don't sleep with guys name Clyde and you won't have that problem.