Trouble Maker

On the moon, we only have movies that rock like this one. We are sorry your primitive earth minds can't understand them. That's your fault, not ours. http://www.listentome.net/mooninite.jpg

Just so any of you fucktards who are thinking of going and seeing this movie know, I'd classify this movie as a comedy with a bunch of shit blowing up. You're a gay Mormon if you don't like that. Don't expect to go see the God Father. Three post in a row on purpose ftmfw.

That guy had fingers. No wonder you didn't like the movie.... I bet you people didn't like the Kill Bill movies either, because you thought they weren't realistic.

I'm so bored at work right now... you have no idea.

Contract out, $1mil. I want your heart.

STFU noob.

ROXOR new tires for Vermont skiing.... Joe's finally taking me to meet his parents.

When I say something like this it means immediately quit saying anything contrary to it.

That just iterates the idea of how much food I eat on a daily basis. In the 8 week's I will have traveled this winter for work my food bill will be ~$1500. When you eat at a restaurant, it's taxed.

You're all retarded. Great movie.

You can't fire me, I quit!

Sam's such a bad ass bully. You better listen to him.

Seriously, who thought this movie would be anything but terrible? Paying for it or not, you lost that time from your life that you'll never get back.

Who ever said we were friends.

That was so cute of you two.... :gay2:

That was a really good list. Kind of surprised because don't you normally 'interview' people for things other than jobs? I figured she would. Seriously, bringing up something like that could help break the ice between you and her during the 'mock' interview.

That's hallarious. I love the quotes from people bitching about whoever came up with those/put them in place are horrible people and how much of a bad idea it was... like they know some fear monger was going to mistake it for a bomb. Huge fan here too.

Try Titto's. You'll never pay the money for either of those again. http://www.titos-vodka.com/ "Tito's Handmade Vodka won the prestigious Double Gold Medal having prevailed over 70 of the world's best premium vodkas, as the judges' unanimous Gold Medal choice, at The 2001 World Spirits Competition in San Francisco California." The kicker... it's $15 for a fifth. On topic. Cheap stuff, Natty Light. Back in my hey day before I got old, it was Natty Ice (in bottles because it doesn't cost anymore in bottles than in cans). A little more, Miller Light. Don't like the way Bud or Coors light taste at all (but will drink them). I probably can't even recall half of my 'favorite' expensive beers, so I won't even try.

I was going to say something about personal questions (what she does in her spare time/for hobbies, whatever). Some interviewers love to talk about that, and others hate it and will never ask, but she has to be prepared to answer them. What her dream job is. Note on this one. Just saying "This job that I'm interviewing for right now" is not a horrible answer but not a good answer. It doesn't tell the interviewer a whole lot, and they know you are probably lying, especially for your first job out of school. If her dream job is that job, I'm sure there are things that are not perfect about it, so divulge a little bit like "This job, but with x instead of y and a instead of b". If it is something different, don't let it be too different. I once said ski bum to that question and got the job. Jokingly of course and we had already talked about my hobbies, just have to read the person. An example of my side note. My real answer to this one for that interview was hardware design engineer and I wasn't interviewing for that position, but it's one that would have made sense for me to move into in that company after some time in the position that I was interviewing for. Both of those questions can be great ways to hang yourself in an interview, just like V8Killer was saying. Why she thinks she will be good for this job/company, and why the job/company will be good for her. They may or may not ask either of these, but it's a good thing to think about anyways (especially if the person is looking at this as a career rather than a job). If it is a job working with kids, ask her why she wants/likes to work with kids. If it is a job at a school, ask her why she wants/likes to work at schools. Why she wants to work for that specific school/district. Tell her to give you more background on the job. The person that will actually interview her knows the in's and out's of the job. They will probably ask some of these general questions, then some specific ones. You can only ask her and prepare her for the very generic questions unless you know a little about the job. Ask her if she had to make a house call and she saw a roach in the house, would it bother her? Edit: added a few things

A lot of pools down there will be right next to the house and screened in on the sides that don't border the house. Without being screened in, the bugs would be very hard to keep out of the pool. If those walls were glass, that thing would be a sauna 6 months out of the year.

Mike's right, it's a good tire for the money. If you spend 50% more on a tire you better be getting a far better tire. I ran the ASX (and would run the HTR+) for 'winter' tires. This is Joe's 'beater', so same situation in my mind. He could spend $150+ on tires, but why when if he really wants to have some fun, he can just take the RX7 out.

Noob

I don't know how the snow could be melted... has it gotten above freezing there lately? Awww, poor snowboarder is upset because he can't 'grind' down the rail (read as ride, not jump, onto the flat rail as wide as his board and slide down it without doing anything and still fall off)? Joe, you up for going to MRM sometime this weekend. I gota work Saturday morning and Sunday evening.

Joe, I suggested the HTR+ I have no idea about the HTR H4 Second to the HTR+ a lot of the S4 guys like to use the Kumho Escta ASX. When I needed tires quickly Tire Rack didn't have the HTR+ in stock so I went with the ASX and it was a great tire for the money too.

VIP bitches.