Jesus H. CHrist, the caps lock button is located a few millimeters to the left of the "A" key. Stop typing in all caps, it doesn't make any of the useless shit you post any more interesting or exciting. Don't you have laundry that you could be doing? While you're at it, go make your husband a damned sandwich, bake him a pie, and be ready to give him a blowjob when he comes home from work, he pays for your life. If you're ugly, just save some of the brown paper bags from your trip to the grocery store for Pie and sandwich supplies, cut a hole in it, and place it over your head. You wouldn't want to ruin his blowjob with your ugly-ass face.
And while you're at it, get off of Dave's nuts. Illiterate mountain men aren't allowed to have nutswingers.
-This has been another random aggression post by Republicant.