Kevin R.

You guys are a bunch of cheap asses. I drop $70 at the bar at least once a weekend and I would say this is a far better purchase. Everyone is saying she won't know the difference, but he has stated she has her heart set on these particular shoes. Either that, or the mom does -- but he probably doesn't give two shits either way. At the end of the day, he is just trying to make the kid smile so the mom smiles so his dick smiles inside her mouth.

Seems like you should talk to Tim.

I peed on a cops face. HAHAH! IN THE FAAACCCEE

Damn. That is ridiculous.

I lol'd. EDIT: Part 2

Haha. WTF?

That cop car was the tits.

That happened once at our college house. Roommate started making spaghetti and a fly floated up. I saw it, he took it out. No big deal. Couple seconds later, another one. Then another. Then another. After about 5 we decided it would be best not to eat it. BTW: Place rock/hard raisin back into bowl. Chomp as hard as you can. Profit.

I plan on living the bachelor life until I'm 60.

It is a joke guys. The real show is MAURY not MAURLY.

Hahaha. It made me laugh seeing how hard she was trying not to.

Are there, like, legit jobs out there? Or would one have to work in a casino/bar/etc? If so, I need to start applying now...

Exactly. This was easy to say after I left though. The last day I was shaking and feeling quite funny from being up for 60+ hours straight and binge drinking all of them. Another day I am sure my body would have shut down. It is easy to not go to sleep when there is something to do 24/7. God bless the lady next to me on the plane ride home. I am sure she thought she was sitting next to Jack Daniel himself.

I just got back on Thursday from there. Best vacation of my life. I could live in that city. Only thing that was an inconvenience was the rerouting of all sidewalks on that side of the strip towards the City Center, meaning you had to zig-zag your way up the strip -- creating a much longer walk. Unfornately, I can't afford to shop anywhere inside the place. Very upscale. We were in the Monte Carlo and that new building was massive compared to our hotel. Aria is a nice casino as well. I'm definitely hoping to go back soon. In actuality, you may have saw my naked ass walking around my room. Looks like you were right across from us, haha.

I feel I prefer the non-blacked out look. That looks hawt stock. Not to say yours looks bad Dover -- just preference.

Ha, good read. Hope he gets the car as well.

Meet at the hover craft?!

Chatroulette is hilarious....minus the one in three dudes jerking off for some reason. We just sit there in our office and make fun of people all day.

Nasty. Everyone who races at night should have night vision.

Thanks Matt. Hope you enjoy!

That is a lot of plants.

Is this like fat camp?

Athens bars do not. There was a riot in the 80s over it so they don't close any more.