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18th birthday we got a stripper and a hotel. I decided to get drunk before she got there off of this stuff. The minute she arrived she asked where the birthday boy was and started feeding this shit to me shot after shot. The party ended with her saying she was going to do a flip onto me as I sat on the bed and I ended up running to the bathroom, not making it, and puking red lava everywhere.
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Me and one other buddy took down most of the half gallon bottles of Jager one night just hanging out (the ones that come with a fucking pump) and I ended up hugging a sink for, literally, 4 hours drinking water and vomiting it back up. Fuck you jager. The only way I can take it to this day is in a "starry night" mixed with Goldschlager.