Dr. Pomade

While there's definitely been a Heisman jinx lately regarding the NC game, USC was champs in 2004, the same year Leinert was the Heisman.

I'm predicting Texas in the upset.

I totally missed this - LOL.

I often say this when Michigan and Notre Dame plan. I've been saying it more recently when USC and Notre Dame play.

Plus one. Then again, he cries a lot. Not to diminish his career - I'm not really going to hate the guy, as he's one of the best collegiate athletes/winners I've ever seen - but, seriously, the crying is a bit much. Go cry in the shower, dude - not on the sidelines on national TV.

Tonight - coverage begins at 8, I believe. It's on ABC.

:o

I didn't stop posting on CR because of what happened to the Z06 - I stopped posting because I've been exceptionally busy with my career. Also, I didn't get another Cobra. I was being retarded by saying that. No, the next car I have will be a white 2010 Z06. Bank on it. LOL, that mythical dig and roll between us can't happen or the universe will implode. Besides, you'll try to handicap me by having a fat girl ride shotgun in my car.

Yikes - but can't really knock that opinion - it's completely feasible, and maybe likely? I'm thinking that Texas isn't as bad as what they appeared to be in the Nebraska game and Alabama won't play as well as what they played against Florida.

I see no problem...? In my defense, I haven't posted on CR in a while, so I felt like I had to catch up. In that vein, what have I missed? Looks like a bunch of people have changed their screennames, so it's a little confusing.

Prediction on outcome?

Yeah, I just went a bit overboard. This is about the time that DJ (Orion) shows up to chastise me.

I'm pulling for Texas: - I really don't want another SEC team to win the national championship - I think Colt McCoy is a class-act, a great quarterback, and I'd like to see him win - I think Nick Saban is a dick - I actually don't hate Texas as a program the way I hate a lot of SEC programs By the way, I did a quick search but didn't find any other threads on this year's title game, so sorry if I've reposted. I've been away from CR for a while and I'm likely rusty.

I didn't think they would either, but with enough oil, hair product, and fist pumping, I made that shit happen. Your invitation has been accepted. LOL - fucking brilliant. /thread Yeah, but it basically looks like your everyday 03 Cobra - it's black and has alteezas. LOL - nice. Kind of a jerk move on your part, but still a good flame. Pun intended, bitches. Hey, look, you didn't post a picture of a naked dude this time. No homo? Yes, homo. Who the fuck is this mouth breather? I'd say the '86 was more surprising - I got straight smoked... THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN MY RETINAS BURN OUT OF MY FACE BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO ME. You know, Rob, I don't take a lot of things too seriously, but I know you do, and I know you're serious about cars. And I'd figure that you, a self-proclaimed car guy to the core, would be one of the last to chuckle about someone else's misfortunes when it comes to a car. So, you're quick to point out that you laughed, so expatiate - why are you laughing? Because of some beef you have with IPS? Because you don't like me? Either are legitimate, I suppose - no one says you have to like me or IPS. However, I think it's kind of poor form on your part, you know, being so hardcore into cars and so forth. Fuck, all that multiple posting felt great.

Schmuckingham knows the deal - he had a Lightning, which is like a Cobra, only with more room for putting naked girls, money, and awesomeness - in that order - in the back.

LOL http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/advice_puppy.gif

Before I go all internet warrior on you and shout in all caps about the superiority of the Ford Cobra platform, will you post the pic of the rotating dog head with all the colors again? I heart it.

This alone made my visit to CR worthwhile.

That sound was me purging. And not in the bulimic way.

I used to do those little Skoal Bandits when I was a freshman in high school. Yes, I was that lame. Anyway, sounds like a complete mess to have to clean up. :Sad Skoal face:

...that will straight drag your ass around 270. Pulley, CAI, catback exhaust, and a small shot. Believe the hype.

Okay, I can't stay any longer - I'm off to the gym to oil myself up and make kissy faces in the mirror. Dr. Dickless, I'll be sure to take pics for you so that you can post them up at a later date.

Cunnilingus?

LOL - some of us don't have to be married to get ass on a regular basis. BTW, when trying to assert the "hey-you're-stalking-me-on-the-internets!" argument, it helps when you don't own yourself by posting immediately after the person you're accusing of stalking you. Does that make sense, or should I draw you a picture? I'd be sure to draw things you'd understand, like confederate flags and Mountain Dew pop cans and burning crosses.

Stop intimating that we're whining about the rules. I know full well the rules of CR, I know I didn't break any, and, most importantly, I know that the moderators/administrators have the power to, at their discretion, ban whomever or modify/delete whatever. Awesome, I get it, and I've got no problem with that. That still doesn't prohibit me from (1) asking why I got tossed from the thread (as I asked in Phil's Kitchen) and (2) speaking my opinion that it was - based on the history of CR - a little premature and somewhat poor form for Jones to ban us from the thread when he did. Just because Jones has the power to dismiss me doesn't make it a legitimate act - arguing otherwise is a bit tautological. *shrug*