Dr. Pomade

The e-baddest, biotch. WITNESS MAH KEYBOARD POWAH!!!11!!!

LOL - now I'm a "fag?" Congratulations, you have the sparring repertoire of a fifth grader. How you ever earned an advanced degree is beyond me. And perhaps the greatest irony to all of your homophobic insults is that, really, when it comes down to it, I'm likely waaay more heterosexual than you. It's cool, though, you keep throwing the "fag" insults, and I'll keep wearing nice clothes and having sex with my really hot girlfriend. Deal?

I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity and respond before Jones bans me from this thread as well. This is what it looks like when I flex and flip a peace sign at the same time.

:rolleyes:

I always disliked you greatly, though I was careful to disguise it as unadulterated admiration. Yay for me?

What, Rick made a reference to someone being homosexual? *gasp* P.S. What's funny is the fact that you can't make a post without putting some kind of stupid fucking smilie in it.

Like the thread wasn't gay to begin with? LOL. Anyway, Ricochet, this is why I hearted you most. Thanks for letting me know who was responsible. I guess now CR administration bans people from threads when they disagree? Awesome.

So, just wondering, why did I get "removed from the discussion" from this thread? http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69895 Just wondering what the fuck is going on with CR when some whack-job (read: V8KILR) can go out of his way to call me out and then I get sanctioned for defending myself? Thanks in advance for making sense of this for me.

Rationalize it any way you want, Dr. Envious. You're obsessed and jealous, and nothing you post is going to make anyone else think differently. Fuck with me and face the consequences. Put that in your golf bag, caddy.

Triple post because I fucking invented it. Recognize the power of my overly-tight tee-shirt and waxed eyebrows.

When you quit going out of your way to post shit about me is when we'll all stop thinking you're obsessed with me. Deal, lawnboy?

Someone give this guy a gold star, a shot of tequila, and a pat on the back for winning the "Best Observation of the Week" award. Seriously, Dr. Erotomanic has been simmering, hasn't he?

Holy fuck, you jumped all over my post - like you've been sitting there for the past three hours just hitting "refresh" again and again, feverishly awaiting my reply. You're what we like to call "erotomanically fixed." And "fucking pathetic." I trust those terms won't be too difficult for your 16 brain cells to comprehend.

So I take a hiatus from CR only to turn to find that Dr. Asshurt still obsesses over me? Go fucking figure. Congratulations, you're petty and jealous. I'd stay and expatiate on your shortcomings, but I'm too busy tanning, flexing, and bathing in fucking awesomeness.

Very cool. Only criticism (and may be more a pet peeve of mine than anything): in the opening, I don't think it should say "Central Ohio." Instead, it should just say "Columbus." The term "Central Ohio" is way too generic and waters down Columbus. Chicago isn't Northern Illinois and New York City isn't Eastern New York. Yeah, Columbus isn't Chicago and it isn't New York City, but it'll never be perceived as anything more than the middle of Ohio if we keep referring to it as such. Just my two cents. And I really don't want to detract from what you did, which is fantastic.

First of all, Cliff Cannabis, we'll fucking debate whatever we want in here, whether it's marijuana versus alcohol or your IQ versus a piece of balsa wood. Second, quit quoting facts about marijuana that you read from the insert of a Cypress Hill CD. Hey, you're right, no one has ever overdosed from marijuana. Guess what else no one has ever overdosed on? LSD. True fucking story. But plenty of people have died by other means - for example, driving around in cars and crashing into big, heavy things like fucking buildings and shit - because they were intoxicated on LSD and - oh noes?!? - yeah, fucking cannabis. Put that in your fucking water bong, take a big hit, and hold it in. Lastly, the problem I have with you - other than your disregard for things like intelligence - is that you just admitted you drove to a car meet intoxicated on marijuana. There's really no debating your ignorance on that one, Cliffy.

Cliques suck. So do retarded pot-smokers who try to justify smoking weed (and then driving, WTF?) with the "it's-not-as-bad-as-alcohol" argument.

What the hell?

I watched it at the BW3's in Grandview last night.

I think he was being facetitious.

Holy fuck it's like some of you guys have never seen a chick before.

Okay, so someone that has a way better grasp on the implications of this tell me - what does GM bankruptcy mean for consumers? Does GM have some kind of liquidation sale (e.g., "ALL THESE CARS MUST GO GO GO! CAMAROS, GET THEM CHEAP! CORVETTES ARE SELLING FOR NOTHING! GET THEM BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!!!11!!!")? Just wondering.

I can completely sympathize with you situation. I know firsthand how sickening it is to feel your engine let go and then see that ominous cloud of white smoke rolling out the back end. Like Rob implied, when you've heavily modified, it's not a matter of if something breaks, it's a matter of when. Hopefully, it's not something major. If it is, then I can definitely sympathize with you. Fucking cars - they are one of the most expensive hobbies ever, aren't they? Keep your head up, and know I'm hoping for the best.

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FYI, there's a BW3's on 5th Ave in Grandview that would be a fairly central location, if you're looking for one. It's also relatively new and draws pretty good crowds.