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  1. Another Cracked classic. http://www.cracked.com/article_17090_wheres-bridge-7-biggest-things-ever-stolen.html
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    Ground Zero

    I've decided to go with a nuclear theme in this thread. Below, you will be able to see how far the radius of a nuke on, for example, Columbus, OH would reach. There are multiple bomb types to choose from, including one of the largest ever, Tsar Bomba. http://www.carloslabs.com/node/16 Below, is a video on the explosion of Tsar Bomba. Be sure to read the full description of the blast on the right for details regarding it's creation and strength, etc. Imagine all of Cbus burned clean off the map is seconds. I mean fucking clean. I mean really think about it. Go ahead. Do it. I'll wait. Watch the vid while you're at it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxD44HO8dNQ&feature=related Holy shit! Right? That's just an amazing amount of power. Even the Hiroshima bomb is like a firecracker compared to, well, a huge bomb. And, I'll close this up with recommendation for an older movie that I know many people have never seen. "Miracle Mile" It's a suprisingly good movie about a guy who accidentally finds out we're about to engage in a nuclear war and it's a countdown to the end. I don't want to say anymore and ruin it for those who may wish to see it, still. I don't believe you'll be disappointed.
  3. This not only makes me angry but the idea is absurd. There are other ways of singling out those who simply refuse to pay for their child's lunch. There are so many fucking things wrong with this. I honestly just want to walk up to the ignorant asshole who came up with this idea and puch them in the face. Then, maybe, explain to them the err of their ways. http://www.examiner.com/x-1717-Wilmington-Parenting-Examiner~y2009m2d26-The-cheese-sandwich-controversy
  4. That was about a long ass wheelie.
  5. Not enough Uncle Ben's. heheh Looks good, man. Glad to see someone coming along at such a good pace. I'm just not getting all the kinks worked out for normal operation. lol
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    Footprints?

    It was me, son. When I fap at the speed of light, Im able to travel back in time, have sex with monkeys, and create modern man. Aids is my fault, too.
  7. Well, she hasn't agreed to it, yet. I know I'd screw 8 woman for a million dollars. Someone give that bitch some vegetable seeds and a milk cow and send her and her army of rugrats to a deserted island. Unless they can take them kids before she ruins them.
  8. I love taking the outside turn lane and forcing people to stay in theirs.
  9. Well, if you can't find anyone here and you can get it to Dayton (his brother may still offer towing), another buddy of mine named Shane could probably do it for you. We did mine at his shop. He eats, shits and sleeps MKIII's. He's also familiar with the Supraforum write up and how to make an a340 last, etc. and the steps to do it.
  10. Lol, I made one for the window (no fan, I won't get into particulars) that won't let rain in, etc. I admit I sometimes throw butts out. Not always, as I do have a removable ashtray that snuffs cigs out. On the occasion I have thrown them out, they're never lit and I always put my hand down the side of my car so the cig cannot bounce into anyone's car. I hate when people hit my car with them. It's honestly a habit I'd like to be rid of alltogether. The cig butts really do build up and cause an unsightly mess where they collect.
  11. At the risk of sounding sexist, women supposedly aren't able to multi task as well. As far as real world experience, the majority of the time someone is driving like an idiot, when I catch a glimpse of the driver, they're generally female or elderly. Most of the time, the female was on the phone and not paying ANY attention at all. No matter, as I still make it a point not to make assumptions based on gender and/or age. Every woman I've ever dated has become interested in the same things I am and has willingly absorbed and learned whatever driving wisdom I had to share. Plus, it's great to see some guy get their ass handed to them by a girl simply due to the bad rap woman drivers get.
  12. Fixed. That machine is pretty sweet. I don't think the list of things I'd make would ever end.
  13. I met a young guy last year at QSL who had a MKI MR-2 with a v-6 Camry swap and supercharged. Nice little setup and probably not really much of a weight difference since I believe the Camry motor is all aluminum. Don't quote me on that, though. Wait, I mean: 2JZ that bitch! Or LS1 that bitch! Fuck it. Put the 2j in the front and the ls1 in the back. I don't care how you make it fit. That's your job.
  14. Fuck me. I just bought tires last week from tire rack. Though, I am happy with my purchase and the price paid, I probably would've picked these up instead.
  15. God will smite him and his false idol. In other news, I'm building a giant Bruce Lee out of rice because nobody, and I mean nobody, not even your god, can smite Bruce Lee. (You can keep your weak-ass, "Well, Chuck Norris...", blah blah blah, the hell out of it, too!)
  16. Generally, any motor boosted from the factory(mr-2) is a safer bet over a n/a motor, ie; the miata. Plus, I've always really wanted one of the MKI supercharged mr-2's. What great fun. Also, I fit in the mr-2 better.
  17. When I read the title of the thread, I thought for sure runny shit would somehow be involved or possibly, someone's leg being humped and then nutted upon; in all probability, by an animal of some sort. Upon arriving here in said thread, I found myself to be greatly disappointed.
  18. "So, what did you do?" "Well, I stabbed him in the ass and ran." Does that sound as ridiculous to anyone else as it does to me?
  19. Might as well go all out and make it a giant manta ray in the ocean. They get as large as 25ft across and 5,000lbs. Gentle giants. http://i.livescience.com/images/ig54_manta_ray_02.jpg http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_03/Manta6BAR_663x800.jpg
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