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ImUrOBGYN

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  1. I've got 5acres of wooded property he can hide in that's surrounded by what? Even more woods. Oh, and I second the "fuck the holidays". Bah.
  2. I drive a motor vehicle. I hate waiting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  3. Congratulations and good luck.
  4. QFTW marubu, Stroud never denied what involvement his crew has. Nonetheless, he does all his own filming and unless under dire conditions, his crew does not involve themselves directly. Bear does the stupidest shit and try as I might, I cannot watch a program that would give terrible advice to the normal human being who may be lost/stranded. I try to keep in mind that his show is for shear shock and entertainment value, but there are better ones to watch for that. Survivorman for the win.
  5. I like it. But it won't stay that way.
  6. Hey! Do you remember what we spoke about over the phone?
  7. I had to drive the Supra today. I threw my spare (full-size) and jack, etc back in there. Definitely helped a bit but there's still no giving her gas without a little sideways action. Gave the lsd and abs a helluva workout. I have some thinner tread all seasons I need put on the back and give those a shot. These summer yokies aren't cutting it. The gf's Cougar with high perf all seasons and traction control is rocking it.
  8. I agree. That whole thing's a mess.
  9. Pm me (or post) a price for the first 10gal setup. Thanks.
  10. lol I feel like Im having "one of those days" everyday, lately. This thread was brought on by a few posts I saw today. It's been awhile, Leilani. We may have to figure something out. (Wait. Remove mind from gutter.)
  11. You should already have one. So should I. Last time I dyno'd, I was told I could easily pick up 40hp. It was rich beyond measurement.
  12. lol What the hell are some of you freakin out about? Don't fuckin click it if you don't want to see it! And for those of you bleeding vaginas, most of you have no right to even complain after some of the things that have been on here or you have posted or thought was acceptable enough NOT to be deleted. Blatant fuckin hypocrisy.
  13. Current victims of the storm http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/weather/12/11/winter.storm.ap/index.html
  14. Hi, I'm Satan, and I'd like to talk to you about punctuation. Kids, words are neat, pretty, and highly useful. But without the right combination of punctuation marks, they can be confusing, meaningless, and an endless spiral leading you hopelessly into the depths of Hell. Luckily, I'm here to sort everything out for you, so that these grammatical temptresses don't weigh down your soul and doom you for all eternity. Let's start with the comma, shall we? The comma is the one of the most commonly used forms of punctuation, as well as the most diabolical. A comma is meant to denote a pause or change in thought. This is used when the new thought is not an entire sentence on its own, such as in the sentence "I like to feast on the tormented souls of the Damned, especially when they're screaming." The phrase "especially when they're screaming" is not a complete sentence on its own, and is simply attached to the previous phrase by a comma. But wait, there's more. Commas can also be used to separate items in a list. For example: "In Hell, many people spend eternity being eaten alive by maggots, vermin, locusts, and cockroaches." The commas in that sentence separate the items in the list from one another, much like the charred bones of the still-conscious Damned are often used, in Hell, to separate my laundry. Can't mix whites with brights. But that's another lesson. For now, let's move on to the question mark. These hook-shaped markings are used when one is requesting information. In fact, the symbol itself was made to resemble the razor-sharp hooks of my ghoulish minions who impale and vivisect any and all who dare ask for knowledge in Hell. Proper uses of the question mark would be in posing such questions as "Will my boiling eyeballs ever fully melt out of my skull?" or "Oh my God, can someone please make the fire ants leave my genitals alone?" Or even "What shall I wear today?" As you see, Kids, the question mark is incredibly useful. Our final lesson today involves my personal favorite punctuation mark, the semicolon. Its many uses and meanings are obscure, mystical, and unholy, and improper use of the semicolon is one of the top three tickets to The Underworld. So why would I spoil my fun by educating you today? I'm not. Trust me, do yourself a favor and learn all you can about the semicolon. For whatever you do not learn in this life, you will be taught in the next. Hell is filled with the tortured wails of misery ringing merrily from the walls as hordes of puss-oozing demons spend eternity slowly peeling off the skin of burning souls while branding an encyclopedia of semicolon knowledge on their tongues one letter at a time. You see, in Hell, education never ends. And there's no recess. So remember, Kids, punctuation is important. Use it correctly, and you're a fine, upstanding citizen. Screw it up, and you're laughed at, ridiculed and riding the Midnight Train straight to Hell. I'm Satan, see ya!
  15. Did you check out the website I posted? Plenty of non NWS stuff there for work. Also, I remember seeing a butt plug that shapes the poo when it comes out of your ass (the only place it should be coming out of) into a star shape, square, etc like so much playdoh maker. I can't find it offhand.
  16. Dyson DC14 Full Kit Upright Vacuum http://www.woot.com Now you can go buy an actual vacuum.
  17. Thorne on a Friday or Saturday night. <@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?" Sorry, Thorne. Made me think of you again. <erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
  18. #29166 (4411/6381) <BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men <BoZmAn20> wait <BoZmAn20> Shit. People are funny. tastin
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