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Nice!

Yeah, I thought he was older than I.

Metal plating in front of cockpit. And as was mentioned above, luck.

Hey, have you ever thought about getting a real German Shepherd?

Try turning off all the lights then? Maybe that'll spook them. Just in case it doesn't, put some kind of fucked up shit on your porch they won't see until it's too late. Try different things. Have fun with it. Vaseline, oil, actual shit. I'd say lay nails but you could possibly get in some trouble for that. lol Any of those could possibly get you in trouble.... Ignore this post. It's probably someone on here, anyway.

Ok, I get kids do the damnedest things.... The difference here is there are witnesses who observed this child making a deal out of wanting to climb in with the gorillas. You have a 4yr old child in public - and let's even put aside the chances of kidnapping, molesting, the damn tiger cage, etc - one that is explicit about putting his life in danger and as a parent(s), you fail to keep an eye on your child long enough to escape your sight, find a way into the enclosure, (one that I find hard to believe is all that easy to get into considering this has never happened in almost 40yrs), and let the kid fall 12ft to a gorilla's death. This isn't an instance of your kids getting the milk because your shit took a little long or you were in the living room waiting for a reply because you know damn well that guy wasn't fouled. Now, are we really supposed to watch the child be possibly mauled and killed? Realistically, no. However, should the parents be held fully accountable not only for the death of the gorilla but for the lapse in judgement concerning their child? Yes. For the record, I am a parent.

What the hell did I have to do with it?

Very nice, man. Thank you.

The vid... I think the naked guy could've taken a better one. And I hope once he's recovered, the zoo and all those people there with their kids sue the shit out of him. Aw fuck, I know I'm being insensitive. I'm sure the guy obviously has some issues and needs some help. I just feel sorry for everyone else and the cats paying for it.

Happy bday, ol fart.

I was just chilling out one night on the playing some Red Dead and I feel this pain on my big toe. Look down and it still took a moment for me to accept it. I've never heard of one doing it. I don't know if it was trying to just eat some dead skin and inadvertently chewed into me or what. lol BTW, house centipedes eat silverfish, too. Silverfish can be destructive and can ruin books, wallpaper, sugar, even clothes. Oh, and apparently big toes.

They do not bite unless you want to pick one up and make it. Not to say there can't be that one asshole house centipede. I, for one, have been bitten by a silverfish. I'm a "bug guy" and never even heard of such shit and was surprised to find it even hurt my toe when the little cocksucker started eating me. lol But no, generally they are not an issue. And a bite from one is considered inconsequential and non-harmful to humans. No more harmful, and in many cases less so, than all the spiders, etc they eat around the house. Plus, they're usually better at getting out of your way and don't leave webs!

Yeah, he's hilarious.

A "big" spider that fits in a plastic spoon. Isn't that like an oxymoron. No, I know it's not, but you get my point. When you get a spider as big as your palm - as big as my palm - crawling on you without you knowing as you clean a gutter... That'll give you the willies. Anyway, it's spring, so the spiders are out in full force along with all the other critters. Time to get their screw on! One thing to consider if you live in Ohio is that 'dangerous to human' spiders are practically non-existent. We've had a quite a few baby copperheads popping up in our neighborhood. Beautiful but not good for the neighbor dogs and kids. I volunteer to capture and relocate them, now,since our neighborhoods are all online with each other.

I kinda hope he starts a new project as entertaining as the last.

Happy belated, man!

I actually assumed the opposite. I think the turbo is only about the size of a stock gti's, it's just the car is so damned tiny!

I think it was a big deal to make them change the wording. Whether their original wording was intentional or otherwise, we're all aware "poor wording" can and will be will be taken advantage of at some point. Given the propensity for our misuse of loopholes, you'd think people would be a bit more selective with their language. Especially, when passing new laws, etc.

:ninja: checks his pockets...

I'm always quick to offer a hand in public for shit. That being said, some people are super appreciative, some seem completely suspicious of you, and I've even had a couple actually behave very rudely to me. Even so far as accusing me of attempting to steal from them or just being f'n racist. Hell, I almost got caught up in a thief trap one night in southern california attempting to pull over and help someone. I'd rather deal with racist bigot. lol I had to tear ass out of there. Doesn't stop me from helping the next person, though.

https://imgur.com/gallery/cdc1N Couple random examples:

Are you saying if you leave the door open the drone will drop it off at the couch? Can I send things back with the drone? Like dirty laundry, dirty photos, dirty hoes; basically, anything dirty? Are there cameras on the drones? If you're masturbating when one shows up on your property, it is indecent exposure? It my penis is larger than average, would it be decent exposure? Or do I have to be in excellent shape, as well? Wait. Are drones even involved at all? Perhaps, I should read the Amazon FAQ...

This works way better than you'd ever imagine but depends on your willingness to follow up and time of year, of course. Once that yard fills with European sparrows, black birds and grackles, the bird shit and noise will be endless. bwhahaha Holy shit.

You can tell who read the whole article here. And a little something to add: It's already been determined why the Mayans built where they did. And the supposed lack of water is no longer a mystery. (They're called cenotes.) There are so many ruins buried in the jungle, they can't even explore or excavate them all and many remain buried by forest. Those are among the 100's they've know about. There are plenty more out there, I'm sure.

lol I like the parking in front of his house thing but not the paying for it part. I blocked in someone with my trash cans and recycling. They had plenty of parking but parked right in front of my house and mailbox and it was trash day the next day. Plus, I have an unreasonable aversion/territorial issue with people parking in front of my house. lol It's stupid, I know. If he keeps parking in front of your house, I would go out and "water the grass" or "mow" every time. The water marks and the mud that accidentally flies up on the car from my watering and/or the grass and dirt from the yard mowing won't be nice. And you're not actually damaging the car. You can do little annoying shit like lift the wiper blades and/or open the gas cap if it's not a lockable one. (Looking at you, Ford. ) Not a big deal, but when your cars have that done everytime you walk out, it's really gonna fuck with you. And again, nothing illegal or actually car damaging. You could place a cat food on top of the car at night until the cats and coons all start partying on it. But that's more long term and works better if he parks in the same place every night. Got company. Maybe I can think of some good ones later.