Rice Eater

A guy I work with got one from south america some place. She moved her family into his house and he sleeps in a spare bedroom in the basement. I don't have the heart to inquire if he ever gets laid.

It's no wonder Cleveland has high insurance rates.

I wear 2x shirts(t-shirts), when you shop for dress shirts ask for extra long or tall, my work shirts(long sleeves) are 2x tall and they are perfect. My arms are 31.5" from underarm to fingertip and I'm 6'3" 235. Clothing makers think everyone with a 38" waist is 5'8" tall with a 30" inseam, I wear 35", so I have to buy relaxed fit 34" to avoid the dreaded high waters syndrome.

Think back a couple years when K-Mart filed bankruptcy then came out and bought Sears. I see it happening, they both have huge real estate holdings and cash reserves and although they're losing money on car sales, they're making money on the financing. They need to tell the UAW to piss off and stop paying full benefits for retired people, something like 500 million a year for that(GM). Make cars that last and that people like and can afford and the buyers will come. Or, Wal-Mart could buy them.

You can be good in bed, hell you can be great in bed, doesn't effect the squirt at all. It's not the guy it's the girl. Obviously none of us knows for sure what was coming out in that video..could be urine, could be water, could be cg, as for myself, I know that women can squirt, and that just because they do does not make it urine. Also, since we're on the subject...just because you have anal sex with a woman does not mean you will end up with shit on your shit, whether she has had an enema or not. Maybe that's the case on brokeback mountain, but I don't do guys so I can't speak to that.

Be careful with the "leave your wipers up" thing..if you've ever seen a wiper arm come down rubber side up and the spring loaded arm hit the windshield and spiderweb it..it makes you sick..lucky it was a customer of mine and not mine or my fault. Be careful with that one. Oh, and if you drive a little car and you are only going 30mph on the freeway...make sure you're in the rh lanes and let people with vehicles more suited for driving in the snow(and more skilled) get by on the left.

Sorry SpaceGhost but you are incorrect. One of my lady friends is a squirter, not 3 feet like that girl, but she will squirt about 12" or so and it is not urine. Her urine is yellow and that has absolutely no color or taste whatsoever. It's kinda interesting the first few times, but like verse said, you learn to keep towels next to the bed. Also, she's a L&D RN so she keeps a birthing pad near the bed and that keeps the bed dry.

Try a kidney stone with a twisted ureter(the tube running from the kidney to the bladder), I've had one on each kidney. You skip the percocets and go straight for the Morphine! That was bar none the worst pain I've ever been in. I can only imagine the pain being in your head/neck,. Hope you're better now.

I was on 270 at 70 on the west side at 7:30 and it was a mess. Thank god for 4wd! Weather channel online is calling for 5-9" by tonight!

I would have just added the wife to the existing account, unless you were changing banks. I have a Paypal commercial account and have had absolutely no problems with it, I guess I'm lucky.

you can try the storage place by the rr tracks on Rome-Hilliard across from Alro Steel. Also check with Penske at 270 and Roberts. Bad thing about u-haul is the in town trucks are the shitty ones and the one way they always give you the good ones..Penske trucks are all the same(used to work for them). I agree, the mileage can make or break the deal.

Hell and that shit didn't even make a billion dollars last year..there goes my bonus next year.

Is that still a one way street? I turned down that once going the wrong way...talk about the dumbest thing to do...amazingly I didn't get a ticket though.

Anyone know what the ad cost was for the Superbowl? My company ran a 30 second commercial and probably paid millions for it and for Christmas they gave me a stinkin' $30 gift certificate to Kroger.

Scrambled eggs for breakfast the next morning...kills the hangover..atleast it did when I was a teenager. It's been forever since I had a hangover, maybe it doesn't work anymore. Did Buck say..beer before you lick her then you stick her? maybe I'm overtired.

I went to K-7th grades in SW Michigan. in that 8 years we had 2(two) snow days, and I have the pics we took while we were off..walking up the snow pile from shoveling the driveway to the gutters on the roof. that was winter 77-78. When I got off work at 7:30 this morning it was -15 with the windchill..nobody, especially kids need to be out in that.

Then you can imagine how bad that "beer" was.

I agree, craigslist protects your e-mail..until you reply, then they spam you to death.

does Jeg have those bulb condoms like Autometer puts in with their guages?

"Beer is for babies"-from "Cocktail". Most of you are too young to appreciate a truely awful cheap beer. The worst two are thankfully no longer around..back in the day you had Kroger Cost Cutter beer and the king of bad beer-----Generic white label beer..both 3.2% by the way. Oh and Iron City Light I think is filtered from the urinal in the bar mens room. The best cheap beer is the home made beer my best friends dad used to brew..came in at right about 20% alcohol, worked great if you had a radiator leak in the winter time too.

Barry Manilow...just kidding...Meat Loaf..In The Land Of The Pig, The Butcher is King.

We always kept my 2 sons hair "off the collar", however my hair when I was in high school was shoulder length. But that was a different time..and not to sound conceited but when you're 6'3" 230lbs and on top physical shape from playing every damn sport your school offers, not too many people say shit to you. My parents let me dress and such as I liked because I got decent grades and played sports and didn't do drugs or smoke etc... If you want to shape kids, don't worry about their hair....make them pull their god damn pant's up over their ass! that's the stupidest looking shit I have ever seen in my life, looks like they took a shit in their pants.

We get 7 min after the start of the shift and 7 min before the end of the shift to clock in/out with no penalty. I did 15 years in retail management..did the 90 hour weeks as an exempt store manager..you learn to recognize the opportunities for comp time and other perks to take advantage of. Never try to break down your salary by the hours you worked..it just leads to depression.

Legitimate ebay and paypal e-mails will use your real name and not your ebay account name.I have received a ton of e-mails like that from 'ebay' saying my account was compromised and they are all fake..that is the phishing thing right there..never ever click a link in an ebay e-mail to go to ebay, always open another browser window. Just mouse over any link and you can see on your taskbar the website it is directing you to. Don't blame ebay, blame the worthless assholes who have nothing better to do than to mess with other people.

I think everyone has a story or three of having sex in cars. I recalled atleast 6 in about the last 60 seconds.