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A dick wrinkle, that was renting a house near mine, hit his limiter one night about midnight. About 3:30am he decided to go inside. About 4am, he was missing most of his wire harness, spark plug wires, and throttle cables.

The Dems must have forgotten about the Electoral College http://i38.tinypic.com/14udkkp.jpg

I like to poll often... It's not really scientific, unless you count math and biology as science.

What's the addy on this fight club? I haven't had buttsects for over 3 years, so you know I'm cock strong right about now. I'd like to relieve a little pressure before I exploded and cream someone. I've been in and out of a few pussies lately, butt they were not so hot. I need to get squeezed and slam a few assholes around so I can feel hard. Me and my partners will be up for any challenges. BTW, my partners are huge nuts! Thanks, Dick

I think the USA would be embarrassed if Obama were prez and got his ass handed to him by a foreign official the way John handed it to him. In an interview with Couric, Obama said he is more of a normal person than anyone who has ever ran for prez. Who the hell wants a normal guy as prez? I want a leader who gets passionate about his country and will fight to the death for us. Hmmm... I guess you know who I voted for! Obama is a great listener. He listens to what his "experts" say and just repeats that to the public. He even said during the interview that he gets his knowledge of issues from other politicians. WTF? Who are we voting for with this guy? He gets his knowledge of the issues based on people who are "experts?" Why the hell haven't these experts stepped up and tried to make a difference before now. I suppose we aren't worth their time unless they can help give the donkey front runner some lessons. I don't know what debate you guys were watching, but John whooped that trick! All obama could do was redirect after being confronted with lies. John asked why he lied about using public campaign funding when he has used any $$$ he can get. He redirected. John pointed out that he choose to be on a board with a domestic terrorist. He said that he wasn't a part of his campaign. Yes, but obama STILL worked with the guy, knowing who he was. That would be like me letting my daughter go to a school where the teacher was a known rapist and child molester. I bet you wouldn't let your child go to that school, would you? Fact is, obama is inexperienced and I think he lacks patriotism. He constantly uses the race card. He always uses "we" when talking about African Americans. WTF? He's not AA, he's mixed and it's apparent he doesn't feel like he can relate to white people. He can give a great speech and even rally a crowd. It's not hard to corral sheep when you have cake. Let them eat cake, I'm stockpiling more weapons. [/rant]

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/683/3522/1600/553957/side%202.jpg He has a space in the URL to the pic. The forum must not know how to handle it.

I stopped as soon as I read that a plane that took off 10 times, landed 13.

Sol - that reminds me off a Chuck norris saying: Everytime you masterbate, Chuck Norris punches a small Mexican baby. ...and then there's a few others: Behind Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin. Only another fist. Every night the bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlite, not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is sueing the Bubble Tape company for stealing the tagline for his penis, "Six Feet Of Fun" Chuck Norris doesn't "read" books. He stares them down until he get the information he wants. Chuck Norris invented the ceserean section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's woum. The reason for Chuck Norris' red hair is because he soaks himself in the blood of his victims. Chuck Norris had the idea to can his sweat. This drink is now called Red Bull. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris was once having sex in a trailer-tractor, and some of his sperm escaped into the engine. This trailer-tractor is now called Optimus Prime. This one time, at Band Camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist. Chuck Norris has no pubic hair, because hair doesn't grow on steel. Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. Chuck Norris invented water. If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris doesn't use the Periodic Table, because he only reconizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a "CTRL" button, because Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris had allowed to live. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that cuts Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. When taking the SAT, simply write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. Chuck Norris doesn't "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. Chuck Norris doesn't play God. Playing is for children. God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say please." Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Ever. Ozzy Osborne bites the heads of bats. Chuck Norris bite the heads of Siberian Tigers. Some people pee their name into snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete. Chuck Norris can taste lies. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear. Chuck Norris had the job of a paperboy when he was a kid. There were no survivors. Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris refers to him as "a Promising Rookie." Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. He chews Tin Foil. Some people ask for a tissue when they sneeze. Chuck Norris asks for a bodybag. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has his own line at the DMV. Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. "Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot. "Godzilla" is the Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Since you can't wait...which means you probably cum in like 4 seconds...here ya go, I found it for you: http://www.mediatakeout.com/photo/1174389434Michael_Boy.jpg

All of MJ's pics are on my other computer - you'll have to wait until tonight. And stop drooling for God's sakes!

What's the matter? You don't know how to respond to posts that aren't inflammatory? Want me to add a porn pic or maybe one of Micheal Jackson rubbing a boy's penis would be more your speed?

1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 21. A backward poet writes inverse. 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 24. Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.

You're right. Wrong motherfucker.

Looks like you answered you own question. I think it's pathetic to support a candidate becasue some Internet forum has asshats posting stupid shit. If you log into CR to look for unbiased political information to base your judgment, you're an idiot.

Does this mean you are going to stop with all your bullshit then?

What a fucking hypocrite! Remember your little reply to one of my post? It went something like, "This is false." Wow, what a fucking revelation! You come into another thread and call someone a liar and a coward yet you can do the same thing you are complaining about? I guess you must know all about liars and cowards, huh? You're a liar and a coward with a big fucking mouth and nothing worthwhile to say. So, stfu.

I voted on Saturday at Veteran's Memorial.

Kel-Tec P-3AT in my front pocket...FMJ...FTW!

Bicyclists had rights to the road before cars were invented so show so fucking respect you pukes.

Good! That's means you have a rental for me when I drop the truck off?

You're assuming these motherfuckers have daddies. Didn't you know cockroaches just appear from nothing?

We do care. We can't be everywhere at once. The world is a big place and we only have so many troops. So yes, if we can help straighten out the Middle East so Israel has a chance at normal, that's where we are. As a bonus, if we can exploit the resources of the country for our benefit, that's life. You may not like those companies benefiting from the war, but you benefit from them and the war too. Technology advancements don't always come from the private sector. The world is a bigger place than you apparently see. Industries have arisen from war and large companies have been formed and millions of Americans have jobs thanks to war, technology, and keeping our noses in other countries business. Otherwise, maybe the Muslims in Iraq and Iran would be controlling the oceans and walking down your street and telling you what time to be inside your house. Would you like that?

Drop in the bucket... Do you even understand our receipts and GDP? I was speaking of lessons learned from WW2... WTF, does anyone know history? We don't have a military plan! That's like saying an MMA fighter has a plan going into the cage. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. We'll soon be like Somalia? GTFO

The war isn't what caused this economic situation. Along with oil, dumbass Tom, Dick, and Harry getting fooled into a mortgage they couldn't honestly afford is. Explain peacekeeping? One word for ya, Hitler! Remember him and our lack of involvement in the world? You think we need to pull out and I think we should have done and should be doing more. It's a chess game with our military forces. We can't do everything at once BUT don't ever think for one second that if our military forces weren't deployed overseas, at various locations, the world would take care of itself. The citizens in other countries, like Somalia, will never know the freedoms we have, without our help. Yes, we have allies. It's a balancing act. Other countries do not live like we do and when people take it for granted, they think the rest of the planet must be doing ok. Please, go live in another country for 5 years without coming back into the US. Once you come back, I swear that you would never think what you posted above. We don't live in a friendly world and without our involvement, it would fall apart. But, since you will never hold an office that would make a difference, I don't have to ever worry about us pulling out and leaving other citizens to fend for themselves.

I guess we should just pack up all of our troops and come home, huh? Hell, the rest of the planet can take care of itself - after all, it's done such a tremendous job so far! FTW, literally. Is that your answer to global conflict? Do you think your kids will be able to afford a Playstation when the rest of the planet collapses on itself. Who would build it? Who would program Call of Duty 47? How could a ship bring it across the ocean with unsafe seas? GTFO with that bullshit and open your eyes. The USA's involvement in this world isn't about your ideals. Things are the way they are becasue our country HAS been involved in areas and have tried to keep the peace. Fuck it, if you don't get it - I won't be able to explain it in this thread.