Oh and you're all gay, by the way.
"My wife watches ... "
"My girlfriend told me ..."
Yeah right ... I know you're all lying too, cause you know what I do when my girl starts flapping at the jaw ... think about porn and nod my head.
You should watch me play dating simulators, I have it on good word from several beautiful, virtual ladies, that my game is strong. Strong indeed.
Now excuse me while I finish constructing my USB to Fleshlight interface.