But I can only afford one new vehicle. What to do?
Thank God for Ebay and a little Amerkin ingenuity :
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/KGrHqVhcE5p24e5QyBOl6kQLUw60_3.jpg
"This 1988 Town Car 7-passenger “75” limo was put on a stretched 1988 F150 truck frame, then lifted, and had the roof cut off to make a Monster Convertable Limo Truck."
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/KGrHqUOKjsE6Rhsh1hzBOl6krqg60_3.jpg
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/KGrHqZjgE52ObdGBOl6kgbLL60_3.jpg
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/KGrHqVmEE6DpJChMBOl6kjmOtw60_3.jpg
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/KGrHqFjcE6EJdB0WkBOl6kh7nRg60_3.jpg
"There is an issue with the transmission kick down. It has been explained to me that the Town Car has a electronic kick down shifter and the truck has a manuel one. This confuses the transmission and it will not go into 3rd gear or overdrive. For this reason it cannot be driven on the highway and has to be trailered back."
Although not being able to shift above 2nd gear would not be convenient, thankfully the lighting in the decanter area works flawlessly:
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/KGrHqNl0E6CBYh3GBOl6klNRw60_3.jpg
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Monster-Limo-Truck-SUV-Limo-Convertible-4x4-Coach-Lincoln-Limousine-Hot-Rod-/300610224004?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item45fdc3ff84
Or, if you don't directly access the link, just search for Monster, Limo, Truck, Convertable, making sure to misspell "Convertable"