Jump to content

r1crusher

Members
  • Posts

    5,789
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    7

Everything posted by r1crusher

  1. This...he's very elusive almost Bigfoot like. I saw him once last weekend but didn't have my camera handy. Double this!! At least the falls will hurt less not having another 60lbs. on him....or will it hurt more because there's less cushioning. Hhhhmmmm....
  2. Keep it up and Ben will have to create a sub forum just for knockin' up the woman kind. Of course then Madscat and Kawi will want one just for knockin' up the animal kind...then where will it end.
  3. Now this is a thread starting to get full of win...and some good suggestions to conquer that non-puttin'-out wife. :sleep2:
  4. r1crusher

    cabela's

    MJ is multifaceted.
  5. +rep for you. Edit: They won't get knocked up if they'd just swallow all the time.
  6. Yeah, we ride in the back of the slow bus but that doesn't mean we don't have some skillz.
  7. No less than a 46US... probably a 48US. Not to take anything away from Nate and RD, but I might have a 46 Joe Rocket for sale. Let me know if you want more info after you talk to Nate.
  8. I'm not fat! I'm just big boned damn it! Quack quack! Get those toes in!
  9. If you'd of stuck around here you might of really seen how random it gets at the track.
  10. Shit...I didn't notice at first that there were two asshats there! That's just messed up. I'd be taking up one of the offers for storage for damn sure.
  11. If anything else and you lose your sack. You could always just provide her with a little oral pleasure and she'd get knocked up again from all our man juices via the mouth hugs you give us. The real fun will be guessing who the daddy is.
  12. Was that before or after I fixed the damn thing?
  13. I have no GD idea what that is and I'm not about to google it either.
  14. This also explains Craig's baby smooth face.
  15. Don't get caught up in what he's riding as it will likely change each year. He can't decide so he has to have one of everything.
  16. It helps to get so pre-trackday spooge on them to make them fit better doesn't it.
  17. Holy Fuck....people are finally getting it.
  18. I'm looking for much more consistency from you at the track days, Udel. And nipple pinching is an extra cost.
  19. You sure do get around alot you whore. I think you just want Ben to try it on so you can sniff the nether regions of your suit when you get it back.
  20. The day I see this guy at a track day, in leathers, on a bike, AND on the track it'll be free HJs for the ENTIRE season for everyone.
  21. THIS!!!! Quit trying to stuff yourself in like a piece of sausage in John mouth. You will def. be a 46/48US in anything you try. I'm 5'11" and 210 and their ain't no way I could get into a 44. I have a 46 and it's perfectly snug with my back protector, keep this in mind when trying on suits.
×
×
  • Create New...