Benyen Soljax

oompa loompa is what me and my friends call those guys with the "entirely too fake" tan and "i just got electrocuted" hair.

dont get pulled over. youre going to have to be doing triple digits to get here in 8. and i dont want you stopping at a rest stop! theres a lot of wax on there..

this guy?

correction, my roomates toothbrush.

time for the asians to start making copies.

yeah, i get paid to troll the forums. unfortunately they pay me with hugs

i just stopped by the dealer to get some spray cleaner and polish, and got some pics of a 600 graffiti they just sold. ill post the pics later when i get home. they were on my camera phone which sucks but it should be like 2Mpixel or something. they said they cant keep those on the lot, as soon as they come in they sell.

lets see some pics of that duck

that aint bad, i just picked one up for 60 off ebay. it was a GB9 or something though.

alrighty, ill try to find some oem ones.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Yamaha-YZF-1000-R6-R-6-03-04-Front-brake-disc-rotor-5-B_W0QQitemZ220229972020QQcmdZViewItem galfer knockoffs? those hong kong guys seem to be ok making fairings, shoudl i trust them with brakes?

k, now i just gotta figure out how to hack this together...i think there might be a motorcycle jack in my house but im not sure...

explain.

slowly im ironing out the wrinkles in my new bike. now its the front brakes. i havent checked high speed braking, but i know in low speed braking, my brakes pulse like they grab and then slip and repeat. i did a google search on it cause i suspected warped rotors, but i found it could be heat spots too. i assume the best way about this is to just replace the rotors? do i need to do anything with the pads? any recommendations on where to get parts? my rear brake seems to work just dandy.

i feel like im missing something. is rocky an oompa loompa?

PERFECT! youll just have to get her in on it.

damn dude, you shouldnt have used up those killer ideas so early. you gotta save something in reserve or youre going to burn out quick! you could cut off your hand, but put a large bottle of liquor in it first so rigor mortis makes your hand a nice little carrying handle. that wont take long. oh and dont forget to have a skull tattooed on your hand at some point.

*pat pat* its ok bud.

hey now, i think you mean to move yourself to the "edumacated fucksticks only" forums please.

so you guys are saying i should try and get that wax off before using some honda spray cleaner and polish? i was just going to pick up a can of that and have my way with the bike...

it is so super exciting to see you here!!!11! enjoy!

thanks guys, bike looks much better. i also got some brasso for the yosh pipe...i think i could shave off that thing now.

i want one.

i still dont buy that its yesterdays tech. its no race ready rocket, its just an entry level sport bike. are cruisers yesterdays tech because they dont have lap timers? call an apple an apple then if thats what you mean.