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Galaxy Nexus with ICS 4.0.4 ... no-go.

"Harry put on special tires." "What's special about them?" "Nothing in particular."

No no no, you're misunderstanding how the Twitter sensors work. It's a combination thermal and pressure transducer that signals when a certain threshold of hot air comes out of one user's blowhole and shuts them off of Twitter for a period of time until the thermal reset flips back on the sensor.

Guy seems legit.

"Furthermore, Twitter has informed us that the key to rapid growth was to give them money and they would increase our follower count." Implied Mr. Moffatt with his prior ambiguous statement.

As in, there is a high rate of stupid "per capita" on ORDN.

Buy companies, buy followers, buy votes ... there's nothing in this world that can't be bought. It's just to the point where the politicians are completely unabashed about it anymore.

Who is the closest NEO guy that changes tires to Elyria? I used to drive to cf7x. Unfortunately, I assume he's not doing tire changes anymore...

Front load, largest capacity you can find... one that's able to wash your comforter after you get sweat, tears, and salsa stains on it.

I think a better compromise would've been to leave the statue up, but put a pedobear hat on it.

It's Obama's fault -- somehow, for not pushing new gun control laws. Ohh, I know, because if Obama did push for new gun control laws then people would be scared about not being able to have guns, and therefore would buy lots of them before new legislation which increases production and profit for arms and munitions manufacturers... so, basically Obama is killing the economy by not pushing for new gun control laws. Or, it's Bush's fault. <all bases covered>

:werd: If only they would follow the examples set by conservatives... American Family Association News Director Blames Mass Shooting on ACLU, Gays, Liberal Churches http://gawker.com/5927974/american-family-association-news-director-blames-mass-shooting-on-aclu-gays-liberal-churches

I was soooo close to reading all this, but you placed it in the wrong section. If I can't trust you to read, then I can't trust you to write either. Or copy pasta.

Romney and Obama both care about YOUR taxes... you don't care about theirs?

Sadly Not From The Onion - Texas GOP Against Thinking & Voting Rights Article Link: http://austinist.com/2012/06/27/texas_republican_party_seeks_ban_on.php Texas Republican Party Seeks Ban on Critical Thinking, Other Stuff Sadly, after getting so much flack about it, they revised it and took the original down (I read it, PDF to make sure it actually said what they're claiming [it did]). Colbert mentioned them "revising" it.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/colbert-takes-on-texas-public-schools-critical-thinking_n_1683923.html Not really relevant to the tea party, but one of those "This must be an Onion article"-moments.

Someone's been reading gawker.... The NSFW version: Click here for the really, definitely, unquestionably NSFW version. Seriously, think before you click.

Takes balls to do it yourself... respect.

"I saw the other guys crash and I HAD to lay it down"

Exif tags are a bitch.

I think the best part is how long it takes them to figure out THAT is what you call an erection. MidgetTodd is proportional.

Not as good as Rush today... http://gawker.com/5926783/why-isnt-rush-limbaugh-talking-about-the-real-batman-conspiracy BANE!

Since we've been best friends since kindergarten, enlighten me to what else I believe? Continue to close-minded stereotype me without evidence some more plz.

I can't say 100%, but the vast majority of my lunches for the past 4 years have been a turkey sammich and a PB&J. It's in the link, you gotta dig for it, if you're not going to bother reading the breakdown to answer those questions yourself, we can't have an intelligent discussion about things since you're intellectually lazy. I'm not going to retype the spreadsheet and highlight things for you, I'm not your mom or teacher. And there's where you're wrong. Data is data, information can be extracted from data, and knowledge is gained from information... there's a whole hierarchy... I didn't think it required a graduate degree to understand that. Your blanket dismissal is ignorant, to say the least. You've basically just said that if a thermometer reads 78*F outside (a data point), it doesn't make it true. You're wrong.