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[motocat12]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/07/03/uae-warns-travelers-not-to-wear-traditional-dress-after-emirati-visitor-is-arrested-in-ohio/

[motocat12]

Trending on Twitter 4th of July.. 

#AmericaWasNeverGreat

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2016/07/04/give-me-a-break-america-was-never-great-trends-on-the-fourth-of-july-n2187830

Fuck modern people wanting a national suicide.

[motocat12]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/07/reporter-got-flood-victims-to-carry-her-so-she-didnt-get-expensive-shoes-wet-5991791/

An old clip of her promoting equality would be gold. Maybe she could be hillary's vp. 

 

 

[motocat12]

http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/east/2016/07/14/420035.htm

 

Family of 7y.o. Girl Who Choked on Marshmallow Sues Parents Who Hosted Party

[motocat12]

http://nbc4i.com/2016/07/21/photos-the-ideal-body-type-to-survive-a-catastrophic-car-crash/

 

[motocat12]

Must be fate. or he wanted a sign with his name on it.

http://nbc4i.com/2015/12/04/teen-named-bud-weisser-arrested-for-trespassing-at-budweiser-brewery/

[motocat12]

http://www.cleveland19.com/story/32679341/starbucks-recalls-steel-straws-for-risk-of-mouth-injuries

[Tigerpaw]

Cincy Clean Needle Exchange Director passed out on 71, cuz she's a junkie too.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2016/08/06/needle-exchange-director-arrested-faces-drug-charges/88333210/

 

Edited August 7, 2016 by Tigerpaw

[motocat12]

Da fuq?

Orlando shooter’s father at Clinton rally

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/08/09/orlando-shooters-father-spotted-at-clinton-rally/

[motocat12]

He can go, I just can't imagine how he thinks he'd be helping.

[Tonik]

Can't wait for the Drudge headline:

Idiot attends Hillary and Trump rallies.

[Tigerpaw]

http://globalnews.ca/news/2879902/7-year-old-found-selling-teddy-bear-for-food-officer-has-meal-with-child-finds-out-he-lives-in-squalor/?utm_source=Other&utm_medium=MostPopular&utm_campaign=2014

 

[motocat12]

Three people die after throats slashed by deadly KITES at festival. One motor(scooterist)cyclist

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/701562/kite-throat-slash-festival-India-glass-string-toddler-die

[TimTheAzn]

3 minutes ago, motocat12 said:

Three people die after throats slashed by deadly KITES at festival. One motor(scooterist)cyclist

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/701562/kite-throat-slash-festival-India-glass-string-toddler-die

Why the fuck are they flying kites that low and close to a motorway.

[ludwb675]

18 hours ago, TimTheAzn said:

Why the fuck are they flying kites that low and close to a motorway.

I believe its strings from kites that were cut and flew away or lost. Just random string caught up in power lines and whatnot. 

[TimTheAzn]

1 hour ago, ludwb675 said:

I believe its strings from kites that were cut and flew away or lost. Just random string caught up in power lines and whatnot. 

Ok that makes more sense.

[motocat12]

Granular minority govt programs! gay farmers.

“The Office of the Assistant Secretary of Civil Rights, in collaboration with the National Center for Lesbian Rights and The True Colors Fund, will engage with LGBT rural communities across the country to host the LGBT Rural Summit Series,” the USDA said. “Each series will offer a unique opportunity for USDA and other federal agencies to share information relating to policies, programs, and services that exist to protect, promote and strengthen LGBT rural communities.” 

say what?

head of the USDA’s rural pride summit Ashlee Davis said the agency is working very hard to change how people think about rural America, away from the “white, rich male.”

Wait are they saying white rich males can't be gay? Shouldn't someone be offended? Rural america, I think of cows.

[motocat12]

This is getting ridiculous takata 

An Exploding Truck Full of Takata Airbag Parts Killed a Woman in Texas

Ten homes in close proximity to the explosion had their windows broken and doors knocked off their hinges from the force of the detonation.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/exploding-truck-full-takata-airbag-153000955.html

Edited August 29, 2016 by motocat12

[motocat12]

Do they not teach arabic lookalike flags or dildo fonts in liberal sex ed these days?

http://www.thewrap.com/dildo-flag-creator-rips-cnn-over-isis-gay-pride-gaffe/

[motocat12]

oh snap

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/09/07/bank-robbery-suspect-incarceration-beats-living-with-wife/

[motocat12]

Please don't drip hot sauce in my eye. Remote Piloted or autonomous?

Drones will soon be delivering Chipotle burritos to students and employees across Virginia Tech’s campus.

https://techcrunch.com/2016/09/08/chipotle-to-test-burrito-delivery-by-drone-with-project-wing-at-virginia-tech/

[motocat12]

I'm in the wrong line of company rip offs

The not watching your children in public lottery. Jurrors still mad about the whataver sex bathrooms?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/10/woman-stuck-needle-target-parking-lot-awarded-46-million/90205038/

[motocat12]

Dr(never said I was a doctor) Love again. If he is insane, as he may be pleading ,he shouldn't be out free to run more scams

http://wtvr.com/2016/09/10/teen-dr-malachi-love-robinson-arrested-at-car-dealership-in-virginia/

 

[motocat12]

A sharpshooter killed a top ISIS executioner and three other jihadists with a single bullet from nearly a mile away — just seconds before the fiend was set to burn 12 hostages alive with a flamethrower, according to a new report. The British Special Air Service marksman turned one of the most hated terrorists in Syria into a fireball by using a Barett .50-caliber rifle to strike a fuel tank affixed to the jihadi’s back, the UK’s Daily Star reported Sunday. The ISIS butcher — who reportedly delighted in burning hostages alive — had been on a US “kill list” for several months, sources told the paper, which did not identify the sniper or the executioner. ISIS started using flamethrowers after the torture method was popularized in North Korea

http://nypost.com/2016/09/11/sniper-takes-out-isis-executioner-from-a-mile-away/

 

[motocat12]

Utah Cheerleaders Feel 'Body Shamed' After Male Classmate Complains That Their Skirts Led to 'Impure' Thoughts.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/utah-cheerleaders-feel-body-shamed-190453362.html