You know who sucks at pooping?

[Tonik]

You do.

 

 

[snot]

wtf.

I have seen info on this way to much lately...

[Gixxus Christ!]

Or put your feet on the stack of magazines you used to read before smart phones.

[Gump]

How do you know if you're really a good pooper?

[TimTheAzn]

HAH! 

[Al Z. Heimer]

Ah yes. The Stool Stool.

[Pokey]

Good strong coffee gets things going for me in the morning.

[jschaf]

What exactly were you googling when you came up with this gem?

[motocat12]

What affect does lifting the feet/knees do that bending the torso forward doesn't do aside from letting advertisers call their horseshit icecream.

[claine650]

What exactly were you googling when you came up with this gem?

Solutions for his constipation, probably exhausted by hate filled giant sequoia logs gapping his anus.

Now he can carry this on the Vulcan to use with the toilet I think is in one of those compartments, may be a half bathroom. stop less, ride longer. [emoji2]

[Tonik]

Actually, I have a donut hole seat on the bike.  I just poop as I go.  Pretty hilarious watching my rear tire sling the poo on the next rider in the group.  I think I found it on ICanHasCheezBurger.

[claine650]

Actually, I have a donut hole seat on the bike. I just poop as I go. Pretty hilarious watching my rear tire sling the poo on the next rider in the group. I think I found it on ICanHasCheezBurger.

Ahh, so that's how you leave your trail of hate everywhere you go. Haha

I imagine there are several variables that help induce a proper shitting while riding.

[Tonik]

Big thing is not to shit in a corner. My back breaks loose, dudes behind me wreck.  It get real shitty real fast.

[motocat12]

I shit you not, this was on sharktank a while ago.