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April 15; NEO garage gangbang and circle jerk


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I'm still in.  CSC, keep it easy on yourself - I doubt any of us are going to tweet mean things about your garage tidiness and event coordination skills.  Have some basic food and beer available and ask for assistance.  What do you need?

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I need my life to not be a disorganized dogfuck.

 

The beers are all set in motion, that part is fine. Still need to get sausage and a few pork butts. Have yet to smoke a pork butt for pulled pork but have found highly rated recipes online.

 

Have tables and some chairs.

May need buns. Have mustards.

Need to grab like 2 or 3 crock pots from my mother in law. 

Not sure if solo cups or trust you dick-fisters with glassware.

Definitely need to get 3 beer pitchers.

 

 

This is more of a list for me than for you guys.

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4 hours ago, Tonik said:

What time is this starting?

Noonish.

4 hours ago, Isaac's Papa said:

Also, I prefer frosted pint glasses to solo cups. 

Good to know.

 

Dixie cups it is.

2 hours ago, Howabusa said:

Time and address?

Noonish, 1054 8th St NE Massillon 44646. 

 

1 hour ago, Tonik said:

And I prefer blow jobs to handies.

Don't worry, you'll be giving both. Bring napkins.

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45 minutes ago, NinjaDoc said:

Till what time will u guys be hanging around? I am working unfortunately, but will try to start early and finish up to come see at least the tail end of the story what do they call it, oh the climax 

Typically these things go on til a small but powerful man of Indian descent shows up and has an explosive orgasm all over my driveway.

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On 4/7/2017 at 4:31 PM, CrazySkullCrusher said:

I need my life to not be a disorganized dogfuck.

 

The beers are all set in motion, that part is fine. Still need to get sausage and a few pork butts. Have yet to smoke a pork butt for pulled pork but have found highly rated recipes online.

 

Have tables and some chairs.

May need buns. Have mustards.

Need to grab like 2 or 3 crock pots from my mother in law. 

Not sure if solo cups or trust you dick-fisters with glassware.

Definitely need to get 3 beer pitchers.

 

 

This is more of a list for me than for you guys.

I will bring my buns, well lubed!

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Ok. Got 20 brats and 10 Italian sausage plus a 3 lb pork butt. Probably gonna get another butt, it was the only one left. Buns would be appreciated. Shit, forgot BBQ sauce. Will brine the pork for a few days, then rub and let that soak in for a few days before I smoke and shred them. Will also soak brats in beer. Also grabbed rigatoni and sauce. Beer selection will be milk stout, helles lager, citra IPA and perhaps some American Amber ale. Also ordered pitchers. 

 

Just need to throw my entire garage away now.

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ill accept cash. i always take cash. 

 

for those who want to bring buns, need 30 hot dog/sausage buns and probably as many hamburger buns. maybe less. there's a convenience store a 5 min walk from my place so if we run low it's no biggie to go get more. 

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5 minutes ago, Isaac's Papa said:

I'm bringing a mushroom stamp. Does that count?

Why do people keep making me point this out?

Dude, the stamp doesn't count if it is too small to see...

I don't want to have to use 1k stamps for people to be able to see it!

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The garage definitely might be big enough if not too many people show up. 

 

I can borrow an ez up from my f.i.l. house definitely isn't big enough for everyone. 

 

I checked the weather 2 days ago and it was supposed to be fine.  Maybe It'll be ok? If the weather is gonna be shit, this will have to be rescheduled. 

 

I welcome any early arrivals as long as they help, help meaning most likely clean up my garage and find all my tools. . I have one guy bringing his kz650 for me to work on, he should be showing up early, so there is that. 

 

Stay tuned for updates.

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