Casper Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If wespend it on gasoline it will go to the Middle East and Venezuela . If wepurchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit andvegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . If wepurchase a good car it will go to Japan or Germany . If we purchase useless crapit will go to Taiwan ... and none of it will help the American economy.The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes,weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products stillproduced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the U.S. economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm spending on 3 out of 4.....does that make me 75% in support of our economy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Do you have something against beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 No, the prostitutes are too expensive....... = free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 you know why scots wear kilts? because sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Perfect time for one of your 'anti-joke' and you throw a real one in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 A couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that's illegal an' all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep was raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw: 'Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin' grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, real quiet-like.' 'And then what?' asked the prosecutor. 'Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close.' 'And what happened after that?' 'Well,' said the witness, 'they sorta shook for a couple of minutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!' Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury member next to him and said, 'You know .. a good sheep'll do that.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I spent mine on bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 ^ me too unfortunately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 lol at first i thought that said balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 lol at first i thought that said balls.its possible knowing him ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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