alibies Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 tonight i get off from work (i work at a cafe barns and noble so im already pissed at all the mean people) i get in my truck and start home... im on a 3 lane hwy and there is a neon driving beside me... they are loaded with like 6 people in the car... i look over and they all look wasted and are trying to get me to race.... in a 45 mph i just look straight and try to keep to my self... they get into a turn lane right up beside me and scream Pussy! at me... so if you drive a blue neon (around 1995) with an exhaust and you were out tonight near easton >remove head from sphincter< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 i was in zanesville and had another integra pester me the whole way down maple ave. until i would race him. he kept telling me that my dick was small cuz i wouldnt race him. finally got a red light and i tried being nice and asking him what he had done to his car, he just told me that it didnt matter cuz i had a type r. needles to say i smoked him by about 5 car lengths. then he proceeded to tell me to wait so he could get his civic si with nawws. i laughed and drove away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mudbutt Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 I was driving tonight an some lt-1 camaro starts rolling beside me at my speed, then revs..Did I mention we were about a block away from a police station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Import owners that always bitch about how they were running low boost...that kills me every time. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Hmmm, when some kid in a multi-colored Cavalier revs next to me at a red light. I roll down my window and respond with,"Dude, you do know that this IS an Escort, right? " I roll the window back up, and continue to watch "Snatch" on my PS2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P_t0wn Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 oye watch the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by Bobby Lee: Hmmm, when some kid in a multi-colored Cavalier revs next to me at a red light. I roll down my window and respond with,"Dude, you do know that this IS an Escort, right? " I roll the window back up, and continue to watch "Snatch" on my PS2 Please do not procreate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 It's the best when an si goes through hell to fly up next to you on polaris parkway, sitting up in his lowrider seat trying to maneuver his sweet ride. Meanwhile staring at you the whole time as he almost runs into sitting traffic at a stop light. I wish that guy were on here...dude your pretty damn gay heheh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 r"What motors in that" m"Oh, its just a bone stock V6" r"Bull shit, pop the hood" m(Opens hood) r"1,2,3,4 Its a 4 cylinder" m"how much $ do you have on you" Oh, was in a Corvette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 moved to parking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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