You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

[Guest doggunracing]

1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

3. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.

9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with one of the Allison brothers.

10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

14. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

15. You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

17. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

18. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

19. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

20. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

[Lustalbert]

LMFAO

grovetucky jedi baby

[Guest doggunracing]

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[OGRE]

9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with one of the Allison brothers.

 

isn't that "Allman Brothers" Who the hell are the allison brothers?

[desperado]

Originally posted by Redneck #1:

9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with one of the Allison brothers.

 

isn't that "Allman Brothers" Who the hell are the allison brothers?

this list is OLD that would be Davey and DOnnie Allison. The NASCAR drivers.

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Originally posted by desperado:

this list is OLD that would be Davey and DOnnie Allison. The NASCAR drivers.

i thought they were dead . . .

[burgels]

Davey is, not sure about Donnie

[desperado]

Both are dead

Like I said, this list is OLD

[Crash1647545504]

Originally posted by Redneck #1:

i thought they were dead . . .

You are a bad redneck.

[OGRE]

Originally posted by Coke:

You are a bad redneck.

not, really. I was right.