A Joke for You

[Kevin R.]

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello.

 

He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?"

 

To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

 

Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with a wet celery stick!"

 

 

 

 

 

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She said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."

[nurkvinny]

Fucking great.

[Sully]

Nice.

[AngryBMW]

That was pretty good...

-Marc

[grease monkey]

That's a good one!

[mrs.cos]

nice

[Lustalbert]

Good one

[Acec]

I needed that laugh , thanks!

[Alex1647545498]

Hahaha yeah.

[Miller]

Real nice

[NOS50]

Thats great.

[caseyctsv]

Classic