Fuck You I'm Drunk

[Casper]

Fuck you all in your stupid fucking asses. Fuck you.

 

 

 

I bang on the door but she won't let me in

'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin

You lock all the doors from the front to the back

And left me a note telling me I should pack

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer

Order me up a whiskey and beer

If you ask me why I'm writing this poem

Some call it tavern, but I call it home

 

refrain:

Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk

Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk

Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk

And I'm going to be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk

 

You've given me an option, you said I must choose

between you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze

I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside

Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

[Cougar1647545494]

I thought mormons couldn't drink, at least that's what Family Guy taught me.

[Mojoe]

Ben is not a Mormon; a moron, yes.

[Cougar1647545494]

Lol. Ok. I was just assuming by the other post a few threads down.

[Casper]

Holy fuck that's funny. Dude thought I was mormon. I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

[Trouble Maker]

Holy fuck that's funny. Dude thought I was mormon. I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

 

Joe only knows you (and I) aren't because he asked me on Sunday. He thought we might have been from that thread too.

[Mojoe]

What can I say? You two are some goofy fuckers. I never know with you guys. And the way Ben is always trying to right something, I'd believe he was.