Casper Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Fuck you all in your stupid fucking asses. Fuck you. I bang on the door but she won't let me in 'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin You lock all the doors from the front to the back And left me a note telling me I should pack I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer Order me up a whiskey and beer If you ask me why I'm writing this poem Some call it tavern, but I call it home refrain: Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk You've given me an option, you said I must choose between you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 I thought mormons couldn't drink, at least that's what Family Guy taught me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Ben is not a Mormon; a moron, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Lol. Ok. I was just assuming by the other post a few threads down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Holy fuck that's funny. Dude thought I was mormon. I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Holy fuck that's funny. Dude thought I was mormon. I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Joe only knows you (and I) aren't because he asked me on Sunday. He thought we might have been from that thread too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 What can I say? You two are some goofy fuckers. I never know with you guys. And the way Ben is always trying to right something, I'd believe he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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