Black ITR Guy Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 just shot somebody!!!!! http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney.ap/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 oh man...if there only was a vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 The guy is just lucky that it was a tiny shotgun at a decent enough distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 No kidding a 28 gauge would only be good for giving the birds a somewhat fair chance. 12 gauge = one dead lawyer Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ya..that story made me laugh...picture Dick Cheney in his uniform poppin' shots at some lawyer. I bet he almost had a heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 If he cant see 30 yards in front of him how will he see whats in store for the us? I rocked the vote but it didnt help..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 "And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good." This was quoted from the ranch guide who saw the whole this. For some reason this is funny to me. I can't wait to see what the late shows and Saturday Night Live do with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I bet the secret service was laughing their ass off until they figured out that someone had actually been shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohones Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I cancelled my upcoming deer hunt with him!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awfulcanawful Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 "I don't even know what a fucking quail looks like" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I bet the secret service was laughing their ass off until they figured out that someone had actually been shot. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 The jokes of TV. Some of these are fucking hilarious "Late Show with David Letterman," CBS: "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." "But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor." "We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney." "The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet." "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," NBC: "Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear." "That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." "I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?"' "Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!" "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Comedy Central: "Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird." "Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth it." "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," CBS: "He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right." "You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.' " "The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep." "Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coty061885 Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 I just heard that the guy he shot died, is that true? I can't find it online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 No clue about dying, but I did hear before I left work that he had a heart attack related to the pellets in his blood so I guess he got hit a bit harder than "peppered", but oh well shit happens. Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 "I don't even know what a fucking quail looks like" http://www.parida.com/img/quaylea.gif They sure are tough on the lil guy. btw, Cheney was drunk at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 btw, Cheney was drunk at the time. Spoken like a true democrat. Cheney had a beer with lunch four hours prior to hunting. If you can be drunk after one beer, let alone four hours after that one beer, then you are the luckiest man alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Spoken like a true democrat. Cheney had a beer with lunch four hours prior to hunting. If you can be drunk after one beer, let alone four hours after that one beer, then you are the luckiest man alive. "I had one beer" is usualy code for "I had four or five", you know this, maaan. Besides, the guy's only got about five pints of blood left in him. Either he was drunk, or he's stupid/blind, either way got no buisness hunting in groups. You dont shoot at eye level, and you avoid anything orange. Not too tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 "I had one beer" is usualy code for "I had four or five", you know this, maaan. Besides, the guy's only got about five pints of blood left in him. Either he was drunk, or he's stupid/blind, either way got no buisness hunting in groups. You dont shoot at eye level, and you avoid anything orange. Not too tough. Do you have any idea about this situation at all? The group of guys all had a beer at lunch. There are several witnesses. It was an honest mistake. It happens. When you hunt quail, or any other birds, you follow their path. The lawyer was in the path. It happens. It is a tragedy, and I feel sorry for the guy. But this is a risk you take when hunting. To say, "he was drunk" and you "dont shoot at eye level" is just retarded. You sound more and more like liberal media every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 To say, "he was drunk" and you "dont shoot at eye level" is just retarded. You sound more and more like liberal media every day. No its not, and no I dont. If I were leaning all the way left I'd be cracking idiot jokes like "It's part of the budget cuts, they have to do more of their own killing" or "He's hoping there will be no more lawyers left to prosecute his party". "You dont shoot at eye level" is not retarded, its firearm safety. You kick up the birds and shoot them in the air. Its not possible to hit one before it gets 6ft off the ground anyways, unless you've got super ninja reflexes, which I garauntee you Dick does not. You dont discharge your firearm at a level in which it will hit some one, or your dogs. It was an accident, but drunk or not, one that could have easily been avoided. It's your boy so you defend him, but were it anyone else you'd be saying the same thing, "What a fuckin dumbass". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 No its not, and no I dont. If I were leaning all the way left I'd be cracking idiot jokes like "It's part of the budget cuts, they have to do more of their own killing" or "He's hoping there will be no more lawyers left to prosecute his party". "You dont shoot at eye level" is not retarded, its firearm safety. You kick up the birds and shoot them in the air. Its not possible to hit one before it gets 6ft off the ground anyways, unless you've got super ninja reflexes, which I garauntee you Dick does not. You dont discharge your firearm at a level in which it will hit some one, or your dogs. It was an accident, but drunk or not, one that could have easily been avoided. It's your boy so you defend him, but were it anyone else you'd be saying the same thing, "What a fuckin dumbass". Actually, I really don't like Bush or Cheney. I think they're incompetant. I am, however, sick of people trying to make it out to be anything more than an accident. It was just an accident. I can think of several other accidents which would've been easily avoided. Discharging any firearm without protection is a bad idea. The lawyer had on eye protection, which is why his eyes are okay. You're just lucky you didn't shoot anyone's eye out. I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 You're just lucky you didn't shoot anyone's eye out. I <3 U!!!! Dick Cheny as a child, receiving his first gun for Xmas: http://www.nba.com/media/cavaliers/optimist_ralph.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Ben, if you ever shoot me and say it was just an accident, I'm going to accidentially cut your nuts off while you sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Ben, if you ever shoot me and say it was just an accident, I'm going to accidentially cut your nuts off while you sleep. I really don't think you have to worry about that. Us blowing up the apartment, well that's very likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 You guys are more likely to loose your nuts to eachothers mouths while watching Brokeback Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 You guys are more likely to loose your nuts to eachothers mouths while watching Brokeback Mountain. Is that how you lost your's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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