TheBussman1647545507 Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 What car do you think Jesus whould drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 according to the doc I belive it is a black vette (the only one that can beat a stang If I remember correct) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 he drives 6 bugatti veyrons....all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Jesus was a carpenter, so he would drive an Econo-line van. Maybe an F-150. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Jesus was a carpenter, so he would drive an Econo-line van. Maybe an F-150. QFTW http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/church/images/bigguy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I'm pretty sure Jesus would walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Anything with an LSX motor................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFooMaru Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I'm pretty sure Jesus would walk. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Jesus rides shotty with god in a supra. Pff that was easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 The better question is "what would Chuck Norris drive?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I dont think he would drive, since he rode on an ass into Jeruselum. Maybe it would be a busa so he could get more done! Jesus Saves street racers too! Romans 3:23 Romans 6:23 Romans 5:8 Romans 10:13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 He would just like, ride a flying carpet, or fly or something. If he HAD to drive, no doubt a Mustang. Mustang's never lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Itd be a mustang z06 with twin engines 5.OH up front and and an LSx in the trunk with spray on the pass seat. I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Anything with an LSX motor................. Speaking of which.... Any news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coty061885 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 He would just like, ride a flying carpet, or fly or something. Yeah, you think he'd be able to just teleport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Speaking of which.... Any news? Gasket in the MAF(long story) had it running by 3am. PM me the prices on those parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 um do you guys forget indiana jones, it would be a modest car that of a carpenter, if you pick the wrong car you will turn into skeletor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeGT Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 The better question is "what would Chuck Norris drive?" he drives a silver ram 1500 w/ stainless steel reinforcement bar in the back. watch the damn show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 im pretty sure jesus drove the maroon turbo rotary mustang with headers and intercooler and nitrous. and it was in the 12's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Anything with an LSX motor................. Either that^ or a TT Hennessy Dodge Viper.. But Jesus is much faster then any car, bird or plane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Shit he would drive a RX7 because hes the only person that could keep apexi seals from blowing. and on the weekends when he was working he would drive a lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Jesus would drive my hot rod, because he built it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 according to the doc I belive it is a black vette (the only one that can beat a stang If I remember correct) Quoted for accuracy. Game over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Jesus would man the .50 cal machine gun on the turret of an M1A1 with seven LS6's and 28 turbos. It'd have a 3000 shot of unicorn blood and be driven by Chuck Norris. Also, it would play nothing but "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins on repeat for all eternity. And it'd have spinners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 It would be a Mopar -he is the only one keeping half of them running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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