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What car does jesus drive?


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I dont think he would drive, since he rode on an ass into Jeruselum. Maybe it would be a busa so he could get more done!

 

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Jesus would man the .50 cal machine gun on the turret of an M1A1 with seven LS6's and 28 turbos. It'd have a 3000 shot of unicorn blood and be driven by Chuck Norris. Also, it would play nothing but "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins on repeat for all eternity. And it'd have spinners.
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