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how about a civic, wheels pushed out like 4", exhaust tip, alteezas, stock 13" wheels with hub caps, and a red/green/white flag across the windshield

 

wait...are we talking about jesus from central america or Jesus from the virgin mary?

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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry lee lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long...

 

 

Jesus built my car

Its a love affair

Mainly jesus and my hot rod

 

Yeah, fuck it!

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Jesus would man the .50 cal machine gun on the turret of an M1A1 with seven LS6's and 28 turbos. It'd have a 3000 shot of unicorn blood and be driven by Chuck Norris. Also, it would play nothing but "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins on repeat for all eternity. And it'd have spinners.

 

I was gonna say he would drive a 75 nova or a light blue murcielago but nah I think you hit it right with him manning a .50 cal , having chuck norris driving , and danger zone , lmao!

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