evan9381 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 how about a civic, wheels pushed out like 4", exhaust tip, alteezas, stock 13" wheels with hub caps, and a red/green/white flag across the windshield wait...are we talking about jesus from central america or Jesus from the virgin mary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Jesus built my hot rod. and jerry lee lewis is the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVILGTP98 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I am pretty sure this may be the greatest thread ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUGT Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I think somewhere that the Bible says that Jesus and his disciples were all in one ACCORD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry lee lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long... Jesus built my car Its a love affair Mainly jesus and my hot rod Yeah, fuck it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohio_wookie Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I'm not sure about Jesus but I know Lucifer would drive a Maybach Excelero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 jesus drives a geo metro convertable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I think somewhere that the Bible says that Jesus and his disciples were all in one ACCORD. Yeah, right, jesus and all his disciples all in one accord... He was Jesus of Nazareth, not frikkin Tijuana:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Jesus would man the .50 cal machine gun on the turret of an M1A1 with seven LS6's and 28 turbos. It'd have a 3000 shot of unicorn blood and be driven by Chuck Norris. Also, it would play nothing but "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins on repeat for all eternity. And it'd have spinners. I was gonna say he would drive a 75 nova or a light blue murcielago but nah I think you hit it right with him manning a .50 cal , having chuck norris driving , and danger zone , lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Jesus would drive a Dodge Omni GLH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Or....it could be a suburban. How else is he going to fit all of the disciples in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 TT Hennessy Dodge Viper I doubt Jesus would drive a car built on stolen parts and outright lies. Jesus isn't a magazine racer. Jesus would never drive a rotary. Nor a Mustang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Rotaries: Communism worked in theory too Turbo Rotaries: 60% of the time, they work everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanello Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 gee, where have I heard those before...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 gee, where have I heard those before...? Your owner's manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I saw Jesus driving a VW bus. It had a Darwin fish on the back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 http://www.jacobsen.no/anders/blog/archives/images/JesusCar.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I saw Jesus driving a VW bus. It had a Darwin fish on the back... yes :woowoo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 http://www.dallasartsrevue.com/art-crit/quick-visits/Gray-Matters/jesus-car+4213.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HyperBurn Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Its a CHRIST-ler CROSS-fire!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Its a CHRIST-ler CROSS-fire!!!!!!! *collective groan from audience* BOOOOOO!! HISSSSSSS!! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HyperBurn Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "pursue your enemies with your TEMPEST and terrify them with your STORM." - Psalm 83:15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HyperBurn Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 http://www.gluck.net/jesus/jesustruck4.jpg YEAH BABY!! UNLEASH THE WRATH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBussman1647545507 Posted June 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 /\ /\ good stuff I think he would have to have the 15 passenger E250 club wageon or a mexican version Toyota HIACE 15 passenger. for the disciples to fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coty061885 Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Enough of this disciples crap. The question was what car would Jesus drive, not what he would haul everyone around in. I saw Jesus driving a VW bus. It had a Darwin fish on the back... FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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