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I found his dad. Notice the "Reaching Stick" with the lever actuated hand grip hanging on the wall in the background:

I think his Klingon son lives in the basement of his townhouse section 8 apartment.

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Thinkbefore you speak...Here

are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

the last one is great!Have

you ever spoken and wished that you could

immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?Here

are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST

TESTIMONY:

I

walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked

loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'

I turned around and walked back out and never went back

My husband didn't say a word....

he knew better.

SECOND

TESTIMONY:

I

was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy

with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the

good-looking gentlemen who works at the store..

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with

men's balls..'

THIRD

TESTIMONY:

My

sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of

candy and nuts.

As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if

we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'

My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned

beet-red and walked away. To this day,

my sister has never let me forget..

FOURTH

TESTIMONY:

While

in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up

energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving

looks of disgust

and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start

behaving 'right now' she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as

threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I

saw you

kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after

this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were

doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my

daughter in tow

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of

laughter.

FIFTH

TESTIMONY:

Have

you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on

him constantly.

One day we stopped at Taco Bell

for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full

dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,

so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean..

The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while..

I asked him if he needed to go,

and he said 'No.' I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident,

and I don't have any clothes with me.'

Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?''No,'

he replied.I just

KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident?' This time

he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks

and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.. An old couple made me feel

better,

thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST

BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This

had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were

laughing so hard!

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