V8 Beast Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 And I'm making a real life movie about it!!!! (Play this in the background while you read it ) "To the naked eye it looked like a typical Saturday. Kids were playing, the sun was shining and the city of Columbus was peaceful. Little did they know that something happened earlier in the day that would soon bring this quite town into a frenzy. On one lone message board hell was about to break lose!!! The post read... "Who owns your streets!?!?!?!!". This caused an uproar of the best racers Columbus has to offer. As dawn set, over 1000 cars began to make their treck up north to "the spot". The powerful rumble of the beastly cars left cracks in the pavement as they passed by. The sillouette of freshly waxed machinery left spectators breathless and in denial of the epic event they would soon witness. Suddenly there was a decrease in speed, and the once loud engines seemed to hush themselves. Bob Shiftwright removed his hand from the shift knob and reached for the middle of his steering wheel. Pushing the steering wheel with force caused a sound from the cars horn that could be heard from miles away. This was a warning to get ready. Hands gripped stearing wheels... Feet went into position on pedals to mimic the speeds of those near. As the second beep of the horn echoed in the horizon everyone became tense. Sweat could be seen forming on brows as teeth were grinding, and shifters were placed firmly in palms. The suspense built, racers went through the next 30 seconds over and over again in their heads in preparation. Then it happened... The THIRD HONK!!!!!" The Third Honk coming soon to a theater near you. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I read that with the intro to "300" playing in my head. It was awesome. I call executive producer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 wait what? i thought real racers go on the second honk??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Thats a good one....the suspense is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Say what you want about that real racer, he is a big reason racing (on tracks legally obviously) became what it is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Say what you want about that real racer, he is a big reason racing (on tracks legally obviously) became what it is here. And you are proud to be his son!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 And you are proud to be his son!!! I asked Ashley in the car on the way home "how weird would it be if I became the new *insert real racer's name here*?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Let me imagine a hot chick next to him and the below is a Penthouse letter Bob Shiftwright removed his hand from the shift knob and reached for the middle of his steering wheel. Pushing the steering wheel with force caused sounds from the car horn that could be heard from miles away. This was a warning to get ready. Hands gripped stearing wheels... Feet went into position on pedals to mimic the speeds of those near. As the second beep of the horn echoed in the horizon everyone became tense. Sweat could be seen forming on the brows as teeth were grinding, and shifters placed firmly in palms. The suspense built, racers went through the next 30 seconds over and over again in their heads in preparation. The it happened... [/i]" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 whatever hal.....i call racing thug, random fight scene extra. i do my own stunts btw EDIT- see sig for resume EDIT 2- not the bro-rape lol thats free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Omg! What great detail. It felt like I was there. You sir get your 50 points for this part of the project. You will recieve the other 50 points when you actually make the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I left the writing at the second honk, then missed third like some t5 guys and read the rest. good read. Oh, we will still have some people crying that there is not a dig version of this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 thats aweomse Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybye Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 you sir get 1+ rep point for being the best DIRECTORZ IN DA LAND!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 oh my fucking rofl i'm glad i'm on page one for this awesome thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 That was GrandFuckingTacular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Man, wish YouTube wasn't blocked at work, this sounds epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 the youtube link is just the theme song to 300, doesnt really affect the reading, its just there for drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Well done- But, the outcome of such said thread from such said people would be a dig race. Can you fix the script to be more accurate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I want to play the lead cop. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizzzzle Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I had chills running down my back... I call fast and furious pizza boy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 This.... is...... COLUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 This.... is...... COLUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs. Tonight, we dine on seventy ONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Tonight, we dine on old bologna sandwiches and an orange! Fixed. (It's what you usually get while awaiting arraignment in jail.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 V8Beast's helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His steering was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away. From the new movie "1320" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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