Putty Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 YoungChuck, moved to Ohio and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkeythe next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 YoungChuck, moved to Ohio and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkeythe next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for the government. I see what happened here.. and i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Awesome. I can't wait for something or someone I know to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex1647545498 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimpsy1647545505 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Sadly this would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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