V8 Beast Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 unlike you, i didnt gloss myself. ive not been retired, just untested. i do remember that time, and i remember that regardless of his game, he was still the hottest thing in town. the analogy isnt complete though, because unlike the nba at the time, this league is missing any allen iversons to cross me up. all weve got is some dude who lets his grilfriend do all the talking (probably a good thing), tweedle dee and tweedle dum, a de-frocked mod who has just recently decided to test the waters of non-bitchdom (and cant even handle bro rape, from the looks of it), and some guy who looks like, and wishes he was as funny as, strongbad. http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GdhPAbC7qoVN5M:http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~mcash/strongbad.jpg On the other hand we have to deal with some one whos kitchen ego has set us up to see greatness that has yet to deliver. When you put yourself on a pedistal your replies should be followed by people screaming and yelling to prove your greatness. Im at work and after hours I am right below you. Im not one of those little unarmed retards thats blinded by what you think is witty. Your thought process leaves much to be desired and I find myself upset at your inability to deliver greatness. Please show me what makes you great. I have heard all of these stories and to be honest I'm only posting out of curiosity. I know you have nothing to prove to me, but you stepped off the bench so why not hit a shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 brian loves the cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Bullets, not only are they cool, they're delicious. Go eat one. LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I know you have nothing to prove to me, but you stepped off the bench so why not hit a shot? Yeah fire off some knuckle children it's great stress relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 DJ... I give. Phil swooped in like a plane with two broken wings and gave you all the reason you needed to never post in here again. I was waiting for the big hammer from DJ.... but instead Phil raised the gay flag of defeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 DJ... I give. Phil swooped in like a plane with two broken wings and gave you all the reason you needed to never post in here again. I was waiting for the big hammer from DJ.... but instead Phil raised the gay flag of defeat its only gay if your balls touch. :gay: . so tuck those bad boys between your legs and lets party!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 its only gay if your balls touch. :gay: . so tuck those bad boys between your legs and lets party!!! I thought about banning you, but I have a better idea... log out of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 its only gay if your balls touch. :gay: . so tuck those bad boys between your legs and lets party!!! dude seriously, sometimes you just have to sit out and watch the epic battle that was on the verge of happening.......way to fuck it up :asshole: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 dude seriously, sometimes you just have to sit out and watch the epic battle that was on the verge of happening.......way to fuck it up :asshole: I saw something like 2 pgs back and didn't quote it sorry didn't mean to break up the battle. ill go jump off the top of my house now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I saw something like 2 pgs back and didn't quote it sorry didn't mean to break up the battle. ill go jump off the top of my house now. Remember, gravity is your friend. If you try to land on your feet you're doing it wrong. BTW.. I mean this in the nicest way possible The horns hold up my halo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 in general, that how it goes. id have thought youd have known that at this point. here hoping that youre just "playing" dumb. (call me an optimist) as the "away team" for this event,well go with your choice of weapons as "how best to kill oneself". may i suggest that if you continue to chew on that blasting cap, its going to keep the length of this thread down. i really can only speculate as to why you find the flavor of gunpowder to your liking, perhaps it reminds you of the times you were pistol whipped by your father as a child for saying things like "gee paw, no food for dinner again!? why hasnt ma come home in the past week? when is the power company gonna come fix our lights, and how come billy's lights next door are still on?"...etc. its amazing the things that make some people wax maudlin. Yes, that was sarcasm for sure. I would suggest you try to make your suicide as easy as possible. Can you imagine trying to fail, and then failing? Gotta be depressing. May I suggest first injecting yourself with HIV (this may come in handy later)? Following that nice injection, you'll need a small .22 revolver and a spool of barbed wire. You'll need to start by tying the barbed wire loosely around your neck, chest, and arms. You will then need to tie the other end to an immovable (or very heavy) object so that the wire is above you to the point that if you fall, you will not be able to rest against the ground. To finish things off, you need to fire a plinker round directly into the side of your head. When you pull the trigger, the round will bounce around inside your skull without exiting. This will cause you to fall with all your weight against the barbed wire. If you don't die at first, your struggling should cut you enough that you bleed out. If by chance you make it through everything, you will be an HIV infected vegetable. What better way to die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I am confused Orion, why are we battling? I usually fight with people I just dislike, there's actually sport there. I would rather team up with you to abuse others. Being a bully can be fun. Old school thug teamed with new school ass. If you would rather, we can continue trying to come up with the best way to commit suicide. It's up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I am confused Orion, why are we battling? I usually fight with people I just dislike, there's actually sport there. I would rather team up with you to abuse others. Being a bully can be fun. Old school thug teamed with new school ass. If you would rather, we can continue trying to come up with the best way to commit suicide. It's up to you. :marc2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 phil did definitely fuck up the rotation of this one. it would have been one thing if his pictures were, i dont know, relevant(?), but somehow a guy who glossed himself "bro rape" got loose in a shit talking thread and all of us get to see his girlfriends in their not quite fully monty'd glory. it seems that all phil is into is slumpbusters, and thats ok, because if phil is hitting all the fat/ugly/retarded chicks, then they arent calling me. please though, if you are trying to prove your manhood to us, just tell us. we believe you, no need for pictures (for the love of god). i do definitely need to get phils number, though, because hes my first choice as a wingman. no telling what kinda chicks i could pull with phil jumping on epic grenades for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 :marc2: That should be a lazy/lack of care smiley. Bitch :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 phil did definitely fuck up the rotation of this one. it would have been one thing if his pictures were, i dont know, relevant(?), but somehow a guy who glossed himself "bro rape" got loose in a shit talking thread and all of us get to see his girlfriends in their not quite fully monty'd glory. it seems that all phil is into is slumpbusters, and thats ok, because if phil is hitting all the fat/ugly/retarded chicks, then they arent calling me. please though, if you are trying to prove your manhood to us, just tell us. we believe you, no need for pictures (for the love of god). i do definitely need to get phils number, though, because hes my first choice as a wingman. no telling what kinda chicks i could pull with phil jumping on epic grenades for me.... The cool guy: Oh no! That hot girl is surrounded by her fat, ugly, stupid friends. How will I ever get those digits?!?! Wing man Phil: Have no fear, the fat girl poker is here!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 phil did definitely fuck up the rotation of this one. it would have been one thing if his pictures were, i dont know, relevant(?), but somehow a guy who glossed himself "bro rape" got loose in a shit talking thread and all of us get to see his girlfriends in their not quite fully monty'd glory. it seems that all phil is into is slumpbusters, and thats ok, because if phil is hitting all the fat/ugly/retarded chicks, then they arent calling me. please though, if you are trying to prove your manhood to us, just tell us. we believe you, no need for pictures (for the love of god). i do definitely need to get phils number, though, because hes my first choice as a wingman. no telling what kinda chicks i could pull with phil jumping on epic grenades for me.... whoa whoa whoa, first and for most, i didnt post the pics, i was actually out making money, being of cr for 2-3 hrs of my life. i did leave my sn on and got attacked by friends of mine whose name i wont mention. as of my selction of women, i do pride myself on the ones that i actually spend time with. (women- plural meaning) i have quite the number of sexy girls on a leash. granted i had a few bad moments that have been well documented here. as for the bro rape thing, its just the funniest thing that i have ever seen, and since everyone kept calling me bro, i figured it fit. as for you, you are no more than a worthless, fecies particle whose only job in life is to come up with the most creative way to tell someone to kill themself. granted the way you do it is top notch. but for the most part, you are useless you the world . as a matter of fact i think i could listen to 3 george bush rants before i listend to you. al gore is funnier than you. i like thorne more than i care to hear from you. so please inform me how to kill myself somemore. but while your doing that , think about getting some vagina cause from the looks of it, you dont get ANY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Whoa, THAT JUST HAPPENED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Are people that bored here? Seriously, where's Martin or Desperado to insult when you need them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 whoa whoa whoa, first and for most, i didnt post the pics, i was actually out making money, being of cr for 2-3 hrs of my life. i did leave my sn on and got attacked by friends of mine whose name i wont mention. as of my selction of women, i do pride myself on the ones that i actually spend time with. (women- plural meaning) i have quite the number of sexy girls on a leash. granted i had a few bad moments that have been well documented here. as for the bro rape thing, its just the funniest thing that i have ever seen, and since everyone kept calling me bro, i figured it fit. as for you, you are no more than a worthless, fecies particle whose only job in life is to come up with the most creative way to tell someone to kill themself. granted the way you do it is top notch. but for the most part, you are useless you the world . as a matter of fact i think i could listen to 3 george bush rants before i listend to you. al gore is funnier than you. i like thorne more than i care to hear from you. so please inform me how to kill myself somemore. but while your doing that , think about getting some vagina cause from the looks of it, you dont get ANY. you ALMOST lost me when you said you were out making money. then it hit me, perhaps those women pay to be with you. if so, i gotta give you some props, cause even if its rhinoceros, pussy is pussy and getting paid to hit it is awesome...kinda. while i appreciate and thank you most humbly for your explanation of the word "women" for me as the plural form, could you also go back and help me hash out selction, fecies, and listend? im all for skipping punctuation, but at least spell your stuff correctly. thanks in advance. as far as the "bad moments" and them being "well documented here", just remember, it was you that posted those pics, "bro". i cant remember asking you who youd tagged, what they looked like, wether it was man or beast, and especially to prove it to me. i really dont care who it is you try to grow crotch fruit with, but it wouldnt suprise me if it was someone from ashville. more than likely, none of this is going to be humorous to anyone who claims "bro rape" as one of the funniest things hes ever seen. makes me wonder what your home life must have been like. well, ok, no it doesnt. it actually just helps to drive home the fact that you are a sick fuck who likes to brag about boning a hippo every now and then (how the hell does one keep a pachyderm on a leash, much less "several"?) and relishing the thought of being in "pound me in the ass" prison. al gore is retarded. every retarded person in this world is funnier than i am. why? cause theyre fucking retarded, thats why! if you would rather chat with thorne than me, its probably because hes retarded (and therefore funny) and he doesnt point out that the picture of the chick in your wallet is actually too big to fit in your wallet. youre right. sadly, it HAS been a minute since i got some. as homage to my old school roots, and in dedication to all my elementary school trash talkers out there, "tell your mom ill call her later." finally, id just like to point out that i havent said anything about killing yourself, and in fact, im strongly against it. you are the best thing thats happened to this board since "cam'ron", and i welcome you to the feeding frenzy that is columbusracing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 BlahBlahBlahBlah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I have just ended this thread. JUST DO IT Swish http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/nike_tshirt.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 fuck you too Hal, I'm drunk and E-bateling.. How gangster does that make me!? Mother Fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 fuck you too Hal, I'm drunk and E-bateling.. How gangster does that make me!? Mother Fucker It just makes you a failure. Are you going to be another Phil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 New Name Hal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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