wolfman Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.we all need Spring, people, this can't be healthy..... This is only 2 pages for me... :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.we all need Spring, people, this can't be healthy.....I think I can turn any thread into something to do with sex. Think of it as a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.we all need Spring, people, this can't be healthy.....I agree, not healthy. Let's all go bowling to get our minds off of banging Martha Stewart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I agree, not healthy. Let's all go bowling to get our minds off of banging Martha Stewart.you wouldn't be so hasty if we said Patrick Stewart......but that'd be for the meaning of the "Hookers" vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 you wouldn't be so hasty if we said Patrick Stewart......but that'd be for the meaning of the "Hookers" vote. Anyways, back to banging Martha Stewart....what's her exact age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Anyways, back to banging Martha Stewart....what's her exact age?she's old enough to have dust blow out when ya hit it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 (edited) I agree, not healthy. Let's all go bowling to get our minds off of banging Martha Stewart.So you admit you were thinking about her as well, then MJ?!? Edited January 14, 2009 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.Actually......It just turned week old today, and as of yet, I haven't had any. This could constitute an entirely new thread, complete with poll!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 she's old enough to have dust blow out when ya hit it......Probably not.......She just got out of prison!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 So you admit you were thinking about her as well, then MJ?!? Well, I don't cook... in fact I have successfully made it over 3 months without making myself a meal... so to be honest, the thought of a gourmet breakfast was a little enticing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 And there it is - everyone has a price.....Whereas it would take a cool million bucks for me to nail Angelica Houston, MJ would take it to the sheets with Martha Stewart for a decent morning meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 :lol: + rep for that one jarv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 And there it is - everyone has a price.....Whereas it would take a cool million bucks for me to nail Angelica Houston, MJ would take it to the sheets with Martha Stewart for a decent morning meal.MJ fits option C to a T:C) Depends on my level of hunger & desperation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Well, I don't cook... in fact I have successfully made it over 3 months without making myself a meal... so to be honest, the thought of a gourmet breakfast was a little enticing.DAMN!!!! I knew I should have been cruising for the hungry women!But how do you work into a pickup line..."How long has it been since you've had a warm meal?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 DAMN!!!! I knew I should have been cruising for the hungry women!But how do you work into a pickup line..."How long has it been since you've had a warm meal?"around these parts the answer for that is not long enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I think I can turn any thread into something to do with sex. Think of it as a gift.I'm positive you are correct here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 MJ fits option C to a T:C) Depends on my level of hunger & desperation actually, yeah, that's what I voted for... haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 And there it is - everyone has a price.....Whereas it would take a cool million bucks for me to nail Angelica Houston, MJ would take it to the sheets with Martha Stewart for a decent morning meal. aww, give me a little credit now, I said the meal was enticing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 DAMN!!!! I knew I should have been cruising for the hungry women!But how do you work into a pickup line..."How long has it been since you've had a warm meal?"very carefully! of course you could always recover with "Because you are so thin!!" if she doesn't take it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Probably not.......She just got out of prison!! +1 on rep points for the fonz!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 7 day old chili down the hatch Better make sure the laptop's charged up......In case I have to surf from the "throne" for awhile later on!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Let us know later if it was a good idea or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 so how did it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 All come out well in the end? Innuendo intended.I <3 bad jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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