6 Day Old Chili.....Would you eat it??

[wolfman]

only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.

we all need Spring, people, this can't be healthy.....

This is only 2 pages for me... :grin:

[redbarron77]

only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.

we all need Spring, people, this can't be healthy.....

I think I can turn any thread into something to do with sex.

Think of it as a gift.

[OsuMj]

only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.

we all need Spring, people, this can't be healthy.....

I agree, not healthy. Let's all go bowling to get our minds off of banging Martha Stewart.

[redbarron77]

I agree, not healthy. Let's all go bowling to get our minds off of banging Martha Stewart.

you wouldn't be so hasty if we said Patrick Stewart......but that'd be for the meaning of the "Hookers" vote.

[wolfman]

you wouldn't be so hasty if we said Patrick Stewart......but that'd be for the meaning of the "Hookers" vote.

Anyways, back to banging Martha Stewart....what's her exact age?

[cmoosego]

Anyways, back to banging Martha Stewart....what's her exact age?

she's old enough to have dust blow out when ya hit it......

[wolfman]

:lol:

[Fonzie]

I agree, not healthy. Let's all go bowling to get our minds off of banging Martha Stewart.

So you admit you were thinking about her as well, then MJ?!?

Edited January 14, 2009 by Fonzie

[Fonzie]

only on OR and in the winter are a group of people be so bored that they post 5 pages of conversation about eating week-old chili, then turn it into a 'who would plow Martha Stewart' sound-off.

Actually......It just turned week old today, and as of yet, I haven't had any. This could constitute an entirely new thread, complete with poll!!

[Fonzie]

she's old enough to have dust blow out when ya hit it......

Probably not.......She just got out of prison!!

[OsuMj]

So you admit you were thinking about her as well, then MJ?!?

Well, I don't cook... in fact I have successfully made it over 3 months without making myself a meal... so to be honest, the thought of a gourmet breakfast was a little enticing.

[jarvismb]

And there it is - everyone has a price.....

Whereas it would take a cool million bucks for me to nail Angelica Houston, MJ would take it to the sheets with Martha Stewart for a decent morning meal.

[wolfman]

:lol: + rep for that one jarv

[Fonzie]

And there it is - everyone has a price.....

Whereas it would take a cool million bucks for me to nail Angelica Houston, MJ would take it to the sheets with Martha Stewart for a decent morning meal.

MJ fits option C to a T:

C) Depends on my level of hunger & desperation

[redbarron77]

Well, I don't cook... in fact I have successfully made it over 3 months without making myself a meal... so to be honest, the thought of a gourmet breakfast was a little enticing.

DAMN!!!! I knew I should have been cruising for the hungry women!

But how do you work into a pickup line..."How long has it been since you've had a warm meal?"

[kawi kid]

DAMN!!!! I knew I should have been cruising for the hungry women!

But how do you work into a pickup line..."How long has it been since you've had a warm meal?"

around these parts the answer for that is not long enough

[cbrjess0815]

I think I can turn any thread into something to do with sex.

Think of it as a gift.

I'm positive you are correct here

[OsuMj]

MJ fits option C to a T:

C) Depends on my level of hunger & desperation

actually, yeah, that's what I voted for... haha.

[OsuMj]

And there it is - everyone has a price.....

Whereas it would take a cool million bucks for me to nail Angelica Houston, MJ would take it to the sheets with Martha Stewart for a decent morning meal.

aww, give me a little credit now, I said the meal was enticing!

[OsuMj]

DAMN!!!! I knew I should have been cruising for the hungry women!

But how do you work into a pickup line..."How long has it been since you've had a warm meal?"

very carefully! of course you could always recover with "Because you are so thin!!" if she doesn't take it well.

[e-flores]

Probably not.......She just got out of prison!!

+1 on rep points for the fonz!!!

[Fonzie]

7 day old chili down the hatch

Better make sure the laptop's charged up......In case I have to surf from the "throne" for awhile later on!!

[OsuMj]

Let us know later if it was a good idea or not

[kawi kid]

so how did it go?

[Disclaimer]

All come out well in the end? Innuendo intended.

I <3 bad jokes.