87GT Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 YOU CAN ALL EAT A DICK. Whoever was part of the "pileup" I ran into on 270 east right by the 71 exit 945pm needs to suck on a frozen piece of shit. You made me and about 500 other cars and trucks come to a dead stop for over 2 hours. That shit was so boring. I had nothing but a cd player in my car the whole time. I would of rather eat a bloody diarrhea sandwich out of a horses ass then to sit on 270 with my car off. THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY SNOW ON THE GROUND. The ground was wet and you fuckers always forget about black ice. You guys should stick a rusty fork up your butthole until it comes out your mouth. This happens everytime there is the first snow of the year. AND I am not even going into 670west being flared off and closed right after 71. There was probably other accidents all over the place with how my night went. I just drank 3 beers in 1 minute. I am starting to feel the buzz now. Good times at least I am at home now. die kthx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I would have masturbated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 The worst is yet to come. Not even terrible weather yet and look what is happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Watched an SUV come across 4 lanes right in front of me and nail another SUV in the fast lane. They both went into the divider, then the one that lost control initially went back across the same 4 lanes and ran into the guardrail. That was 2 minutes into my commute to work tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I would have masturbated. I live out west but drove out east just so I could masturbate. The only problem is when I was looking around to make sure no one was watching me I made eye contact with another guy that was spanking his monkey as well. Totally killed the moment and made me question my heterosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I live out west but drove out east just so I could masturbate. The only problem is when I was looking around to make sure no one was watching me I made eye contact with another guy that was spanking his monkey as well. Totally killed the moment and made me question my heterosexuality. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/AnthonySalvatore/monakedhoes.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I live out west but drove out east just so I could masturbate. The only problem is when I was looking around to make sure no one was watching me I made eye contact with another guy that was spanking his monkey as well. Totally killed the moment and made me question my heterosexuality. That's why I wear sunglasses while commuturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Jeebus, y'all got me scurrrrrrrred. I've got good brakes, new tires, and plenty of experience in the snow, but I don't have an anti-retard defense system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Masturbating in traffic jams FTW. Except what would he have done with the other 1 hour 55 minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Do it 23 more times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Do it 23 more times? Chaffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 After beating it, 1 hour and 55 mins is plenty of time to get crunked and then sober again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 So happy I'm don't have to go out with the retarded drivers. Be taking my daughter across the street to school, and going back in the house. FTW. No job still sucks. FTL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 After beating it, 1 hour and 55 mins is plenty of time to get crunked and then sober again. Best plan yet. Stop, turn off car, throw keys in back. Chug a couple. Turn on car. Proceed until at .079999. Then sober up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 You could have ran around naked and pressed your ass cheeks against other people's windows. Then you wouldn't have been so bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Sometimes I beat it while driving. Actually I do it at the race track too... the reason why I drive an automatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 You could have ran around naked and pressed your ass cheeks against other people's windows. Then you wouldn't have been so bored So that was you! Nice ass.. do you work out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Sometimes I beat it while driving. Actually I do it at the race track too... the reason why I drive an automatic. I drive a manual and I feel like it gives me more rhythm for the strokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_IsJbcXxk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_IsJbcXxk BUMFIGHTS FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 So that was you! Nice ass.. do you work out? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N8KC0AJRL._SL500_AA280_.jpg Three times a week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Yeah I was one of those 500+ people. Took me over 2 hours to get home from the concert. Lets see: Semi On Roof Truck smooshed in half and at least 5 others in a 5 mile span. Multiple offramps at a standstill. Unbelievable. And still I saw the aholes passing me at 80 when there was obviously icy conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Were they in Audis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Were they in Audis? Broke down. Tehehehehee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Yeah I was one of those 500+ people. Took me over 2 hours to get home from the concert. Lets see: Semi On Roof Truck smooshed in half and at least 5 others in a 5 mile span. Multiple offramps at a standstill. Unbelievable. And still I saw the aholes passing me at 80 when there was obviously icy conditions. I passed that semi turned over on its side going 65. It wasn't until like 60 seconds later I get to stopped traffic. I must of got there right after it happened. 2 minutes after I was stopped the ambulance comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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