TheHaze Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I passed that semi turned over on its side going 65. It wasn't until like 60 seconds later I get to stopped traffic. I must of got there right after it happened. 2 minutes after I was stopped the ambulance comes. fap fap fap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 fap fap fap I needed to pee real bad. I almost went outside my car and pee on the road. I was in the middle lane so it wouldn't matter where I went someone would see me. Everyone can watch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I needed to pee real bad. I almost went outside my car and pee on the road. I was in the middle lane so it wouldn't matter where I went someone would see me. Everyone can watch me. That would create a tiny patch of ice and thus another 50 car wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I needed to pee real bad. I almost went outside my car and pee on the road. I was in the middle lane so it wouldn't matter where I went someone would see me. Everyone can watch me. You could have fapped on other peoples' windows. Think of the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 http://n3t.net/humor/motivation/fap.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I would of gotten out and done this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-zdS3RunI&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I would of gotten out and done this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-zdS3RunI&feature=related HAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Hollywood* Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 I hate fucking traffic. It really pisses me off when you sit in traffic for ever and then get to the end and either there is nothing there, Or it's someone on the side of the road with a minor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Hmm, never masturbated in traffic before. I may've done it on a long, boring cross country trip before, though. Crazy story: Was dating a girl in California. Her sister and her were returning home from work when her sisters old ass car caught fire on a major highway. They jumped out and went a little ways up from the car. A short time later, another car pulled up a little ways behind their car. They thought they were going to help, but instead, this couple stays in the car and starts making out and shit! They left a short time later. They never approached the other car and their's burnt to a crisp. I would've definitely approached the other car no matter what they were doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitedslip7 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I hate fucking traffic. It really pisses me off when you sit in traffic for ever and then get to the end and either there is nothing there, Or it's someone on the side of the road with a minor thing. Holy FUCK I hate that shit. Happens all the fucking time in Cincinnati on every fucking highway; the worst fucking drivers EVER congregate down here... Fucking sit there creeping along on a four fucking lane highway for 45 min hoping that someone fucking DIED in the accident ahead, only to come upon OPEN FUCKING HIGHWAY. PISS OUT MY ASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Holy FUCK I hate that shit. Happens all the fucking time in Cincinnati on every fucking highway; the worst fucking drivers EVER congregate down here... Fucking sit there creeping along on a four fucking lane highway for 45 min hoping that someone fucking DIED in the accident ahead, only to come upon OPEN FUCKING HIGHWAY. PISS OUT MY ASS. http://www.utm.edu/staff/dkeown/tourettesguy.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 http://www.utm.edu/staff/dkeown/tourettesguy.JPG HAHAHAHA I was thinking of the EXACT same thing!! The "piss out my ass" started it off. Bwhahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Yes type in "the torretts guy" in youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Tourettes guy FTW!!!! BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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