Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma fucks so good that I cum all over her back........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so fat that she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so fat, she beeps when she backs up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 put a dollar on your moms head and you have all you can eat for under a dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma fucks so good that I cum all over her back........ How is that a crack? Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Several of my closest chums and I took turns having intercourse with several of your mothers orifices, thusly succeeded by group ejaculation onto her anxiously awaiting visage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 How is that a crack? Try again. It wasnt, I was just informing everyone on how accomplished their mothers are at sexual relations. (She enjoys the yummy treats) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so bad at giving blow jobs that the best part of you ran down her chin!!! :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma is so inbread...she made Phil. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma is so inbread...she made Phil. KillJoy OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo mama so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a cheerio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your momma is like a cheap vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma is so ugly they mash her face into dough to make gorilla cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Whats the difference between your mom and a pretzel? The pretzel never had my balls on it's chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller! Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"! Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"! Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean! Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mamma's pussy's so big and has swallowed so many illegal aliens, it has it's own border patrol unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Main3s Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your momma is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Your momma is so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma" Your momma is so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your momma is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mother is so pretty, we were just talking about how we thought she could be a model Your mother is so funny, when she tells jokes, we could just die laughing, which is fine because we're going to heaven Your mother is so terrific, she was elected mayor of Awesomeville... By a landslide i thought those gods pottery guys were hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 ur momma so fat, her belt size is "equator" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma so fat she stepped on a quarter and two dimes and a nickel popped out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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