Bitch you be Tripp'n

[Science Abuse]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20245389,00.html

 

Where the fuck do people get these names?

[Main3s]

When your mom's name is Bristol what do you expect?

[CRed05]

I saw on the news this morning that all their names in the family have some kind of meaning. One dude is named Track cause someone in the family was a runner, they gave some other examples but did not say what Trip meant.

[twistedfocus1647545489]

One dude is named Track cause someone in the family was a runner, they gave some other examples but did not say what Trip meant.

 

I'm betting 10:1 that it's because they were "trippin' balls" when it was conceived.

[CRed05]

Think Easton is a grandfather's name. Both Trip's parents dropped out of high school i heard too

[RedRocket1647545505]

I would have nailed Bristol pre-preggers.

[Science Abuse]

I saw on the news this morning that all their names in the family have some kind of meaning. One dude is named Track cause someone in the family was a runner, they gave some other examples but did not say what Trip meant.

So given my families history in the Steam-age Railroad industry, I should be named Boiler, or Firebox, or Stopcock, or Driver... hey wait, that's my old screen name.

[CRed05]

When I see a Firebox it sure is a Stopcock for me

[copperhead]

What, you don't like redheads?

[CRed05]

For the most part...no

[Twistedrx7]

Maybe the Track runner in the family tripped?

[kenny]

I would fuck the shit out of Bristol.

[ISpoolOldSchool]

x2 on the pre-pregger orgy.

 

firebox = ftw.... me likey spicy

[Tripleskate]

pre-preggerz = a fuck nasty weekend up in the land of Russia's neighbors.

[Alex L.]

For the most part...no

 

Hey!

[ruinms]

i would give that mother another.

[Mensan]

So given my families history in the Steam-age Railroad industry, I should be named Boiler, or Firebox, or Stopcock, or Driver... hey wait, that's my old screen name.

 

Boiler Stopcock is the manliest name I have ever heard.

[CRed05]

Hey!

 

You got a firebox?

[wnaplay1647545503]

I would have nailed Bristol pre-preggers.

 

I would have worn that ass out just on principles.

[kirks5oh]

children's hospital has a book containing all interesting names that have passed through the doors there. you wouldn't believe some of them.

 

for instance:: sha-theed, but spelled shithead. i kid you not

[Smokey]

children's hospital has a book containing all interesting names that have passed through the doors there. you wouldn't believe some of them.

 

for instance:: sha-theed, but spelled shithead. i kid you not

 

hahaha....no joke a girl I dated in HS her mother taught that kid in school one year. The poor girl transfered schools every year because she got made fun of so bad by the other kids.

 

Can you imagine being a substitute in that class and reading thru the roster in the morning? That'd be a nice slip-up funny in the morning.