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boats n hoesss - $600 (valparaiso)

 

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ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad bitch and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had pussy magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!

 

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