Buck531 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'll make this as short as I can. I work at Chase here next to St. Annes. They have a designated smoking spot but it's way out in the middle of nowhere. So me and a few co-workers go in an opposite direction at least 50 feet away from the entrance in another parking lot. There's this one lady who walks by and says "you guys aren't allowed smoking here" and then procees to RUN/JOG to the door to get to her second floor office and have her manager look out the window to charge our cost center and each of us for not smoking in the designated spot. So as she's running (sort of) to the door. We casually walk in. She's hell bent on catching us again. Fast forward to a few weeks ago. They had sent out an email to us telling the full time peeps not to park in the visitors space or the security peeps will start ticketing the cars. Now onto today. The SAME lady who's narcing on us for smoking parked in the visitors spot. Most likely because it's raining and she didn't want to get her hair wet because she couldn't afford an umbrella. So I ended up calling the facilities guy who sent out the email and informed him of the car that was parked in the visitors spot. She's definatley a full time employee and not just a visitor as she parks her car out in the same lot that I have for the past 6 months. I know most of you will bitch about the smoking but that's not about this. It's about the pot calling the kettle black. If you're going to inforce a rull and taddle tale on everyone about one thing, don't turn around and do something against the rules. If you were in my spot, would you have called facilities to ticket the offender? Only if she's trying to nab you for something you did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Bang her, then light up afterward in bed. (Yes, get her ticketed.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Mudcrutch said: Bang her, then light up afterward in bed. (Yes, get her ticketed.) Hellz no. she's like 50, fat and ugly as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Give it to her - karma is a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 fuck her, rat her ass out. secondly find out if she gets a ticket. If she does next time you see her out in the lot ask her about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 She's infringing on your right to smoke. Fuck her, I'd go to HR for harassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Yes. Karma is a bitch. :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Aesthetic_Influx said: Give it to her - karma is a bitch. KillJoy said: Yes. Karma is a bitch. :thumbup: KillJoy :rofl: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 fuck that cunt! set up a trap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 First don't smoke where normal people like to breathe. Second, if shes a stickler about that rule, she should be about all rules. I say rat her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Aesthetic_Influx said: Give it to her - karma is a bitch. Agreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 It just occurred to me - there is another (albeit more risky) way to go about this one. Call her out on parking there so she gets a ticket. Before she finds out, see if you can have her notified on command. Then arrive at her car well before she gets outside to check on said ticket, and douse the car in gasoline. Greet her about 5 feet in front of her car, smoking a cigarette. When you see her say, "What we've got here is...failure to communicate." Then flick the cigarette over your head to the car, while walking in slow-motion towards her. Biggity Bam - karma in action. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 by the thread title i thought it was going to be a thread about your best friends 18 year old sister wanting to ride the pine pony.... and your moral dilemma about it... BUT, since its not... I would say to screw her over and that karma is a bitch.... but then again, if you screw her over for "karmas sake" then that only means its gonna come back around for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Inject her with a needle full of gasoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 bitch had it comin, i would leave her a note along with the ticket "karma got yo ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Aesthetic_Influx said: It just occurred to me - there is another (albeit more risky) way to go about this one. Call her out on parking there so she gets a ticket. Before she finds out, see if you can have her notified on command. Then arrive at her car well before she gets outside to check on said ticket, and douse the car in gasoline. Greet her about 5 feet in front of her car, smoking a cigarette. When you see her say, "What we've got here is...failure to communicate." Then flick the cigarette over your head to the car, while walking in slow-motion towards her. Biggity Bam - karma in action. I should make a short film about that. Make millions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 2 wrongs dont make a right. You didnt like her snitching on you so I wouldnt have snitched on her.. ..but if no cameras were around maybe a punctured tire or something could occur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primera Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'd slit that bitch's throat! ..or just call the facilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Security just came out and dropped off a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 GTPnLS1 said: 2 wrongs dont make a right. You didnt like her snitching on you so I wouldnt have snitched on her.. ..but if no cameras were around maybe a punctured tire or something could occur. We were 50 feet away from the building entrance (at least 50 feet). There's nothing they could have done anyways. Thing is.. she did snitch but we never got caught. She tried running but by the time she walked in, we just walked in after her. There have been other people in this building that have gotten caught and had a $100 fine along with a fine to the cost center where they work. Not saying it was her but shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 My g/f works at a place if they dont have assigned rearview mirror badge hanging they get a ticket... I dont know how much it owuld be for but it sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I think the parking ticket is like $20 or $30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 haha I would have ratted her out. id go buy later and be like "how do you like it?" and walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 see ive got mixed opinions. on one hand yea shes telling on you for smoking in an area where your not susposed to that could an will affect others health..... shes parking in visitors section when shes not susposed.... but not affecting others health at all.... so not sure no offense to you or smokers but frankly im one of the people who signed the petition to have the chae at polaris complelty smoke free because the fuck heads stand at the door an smoke an theres literally thousands of cig butts everywhere its insane. i wont live ive said something to security as im alergic to cigaret smoke it .makes my eyes itchy as shit . fklame away i dont give a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Yes. Karma is a bitch and you cannot nit pick when you do this. Remind her if you have to. What goes around, comes around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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