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You are all ghey and this is why (JOKES DON'T GO AND PROVE TO ALL OF US THAT YOU ARE. Unless you really are gay....?)

corvette owner = I like to spend money and be gay about it

camaro = my hair is longer then your girl's and i am gay

anything ELSE with ls1 in it = I wish I owned a corvette but I am not gay enough. but i am still homo

Any other Chevy = AMERICA FUCK YEAH in the butt. gay

 

 

mercedes benz = God told me I have too much money so I turned gay

 

Mustang = I am slow and this made me so mad I went gay

Any other Ford = My mom and dad were gay so I thought I should be too.

 

audi = I am better then you and gayer then you

volkswagen = I wish I was as gay as an audi owner

 

subaru impreza = I like dirt tracks and buttsex. gay

evo = I look better then a subaru but I am still gay

mitsubishi owner = i am gay and proud of it

 

toyota supra = i am awesome and you can't hang with my gayness

 

nissan owner = I think i'm turning gay I think i'm turn gay i really think so

 

mazda owner = I had kids so you wouldn't think I was gay

 

honda owner = mad tyte jdG.A.Y.

acura owner = I am an all grown up honda owner that loves gay penis

 

jeep owner = I LOVE dirty buttsex more then subaru or evo owners could ever be

 

dsm owner = i like to take it in my butt over and over again with no lube gay

 

any RHD car = you can't get any more gayer then this so give up now

 

And my beater so we can make sure we include everyone

cavalier = i am broke as fuck and gay about it and I dont care

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87GT Newbie

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I am sure I forgot something so don't be gay and not add to my list.

 

woo hoo neons arent on your gay list !

 

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Dodge Neons = I like eating skittles while having random buttsex with people I never met

 

 

 

Edit: SRT4 isn't on the list because even gay people think they are too gay to drive.

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Ha! If your list is correct, then I am the only not gay one in here. That says that Nissan owners only THINK THEY ARE TURNING GAY but, not gay yet! BOOYAH! Now Im gonna get out of here and go somewhere less gay.
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Ha! If your list is correct, then I am the only not gay one in here. That says that Nissan owners only THINK THEY ARE TURNING GAY but, not gay yet! BOOYAH! Now Im gonna get out of here and go somewhere less gay.

 

If you think you are gay then you already confirmed your gayness to everyone. Have a nice day fgt

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bmw= ubber fantastic David Hasselhoff loving gay !

 

lmao

 

Yeah a few gays here have bmw's...

 

Lets vote should we do what is above or "Techno viking raped me and all I got was this gay car?

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FourString Rookie

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Was that supposed to be funny? Just some homophobe who took the list of stereotypes for car owners and added the words gay and butsex way too much.

 

I also found it to be rather pointless and unfunny, but it is CR after all. Just roll with it.

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