Putty Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 From your wife/GF/BF? I have never farted in front of my wife. Maybe in my sleep or she's walked into a stink cloud, but never just dropped ass. This morning I woke with a bad cramp and realized it was cause I was holding. This shits gotta stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 LOL I make her smell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 No, you aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy43016 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 i make each and every one more spectacular than the last. i could care less what the woman thinks. she used to cringe, now she giggles. the fart barrier has been broken. you should have broken that before marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Yep, ur a beta ass faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 nope. just let em rip! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Dutch oven that bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Letting one rip on the first or third date probably isn't a great idea, but there isn't a human being on this planet that should actually take offense to someone farting. Timing is more the issue. Events such as funerals, weddings and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I do not hold back, shit gives me a stomach ache if i do hold back and that just isn't worth it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 bare ass farts to the face is the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Man you got to watch doing that, you will spontaneously combust, but you let them go all the time, you will depleate the ozone layer. It is all about moderation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 If you give her a dutch oven while she's pleasuring you under the covers and she doesn't come up for air, she's a keeper. Inserts lulz here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 WTH! Me and one other person hold back? WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 WTH! Me and one other person hold back? WTF! Everyone else is too busy sighing from relief to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 This thread delivers on the :lol:s right now. Almost chocked on my lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimpsy1647545505 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I would have to agree with everyone else. . . if you're married or even well into a relationship, you should for sure just let it happen. If she loves you, it won't matter My wife won't do it in front of me or anyone, but that's a female thing I think. It is your role as a man to fart for her, let her know how much you care. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy43016 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Everyone else is too busy sighing from relief to care. LOL nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 dude, I straight up dutch ovened my wife this morning... it's ok, she deserved it because I walked into her stink cloud last night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I hold all of my farts to help increase the chance of bowel movements being deadly high speed projectiles capable of destroying toilets and anyone within a 12ft radius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Just the word alone is on my list of words to not speak. However I have I am sure at night let them fly but have on did it in the open for comic relief on very few occassions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Wife and I have been together for 20yrs. for 19.75yrs she's known that if I can clear a room, I will. The best is when I'm in the shower and let one loose that she hears all the way in the bedroom. I'm actually slightly embarrased to say that I've woken her up out of a dead sleep with loud explosive like sounds randomly occurring under the covers. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Nope... Not I.... :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Let errrr rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I've never been one to just fart in front of anyone. On occasion if I have someone at work backed into a corner and they cant leave, I'll drop a bomb. I can probably count on both hands the times I've farted in front of any chick and I'm old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I'll wait til ur ass kneels down to pick somethin off the ground and walk by and blast one in ur face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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