Nice to meet you.

[Alex L.]

Had the brick out for the first time tonight, woman riding shotgun. Leaving Wendy's, I got up to 41 pretty quick in a 35. I check the rearview just in time to see the red and blues. Fuck.

 

The officer comes to the door, tells me my tails are out, takes my license and registration. I look over at her and she says, wide-eyed, "That's my dad". This is the first time I've had any communication with him.

 

He comes back, hands me my shit, verbal warning, we're on our way. I don't know if he saw her or not or if her recognized my name; if so, he didn't say shit. I couldn't help but laugh.

 

Cliffs: pulled over the first night out with my new car by my girlfriend's dad with her in the car.

[jeffro]

win

[sol740]

You should have told him he forgot to ticket you for not wearing a condom.

[Alex L.]

You should have told him he forgot to ticket you for not wearing a condom.

 

Want to smell my fingers?

[NTHER91]

Better story if she was blowing you

 

or good rule of thumb.. ALL good stories end in anal. Period

[MackDaddy43]

I'm sure you'll have a laugh about it at dinner with the parents.

[Alex L.]

Divorced parents ftw

[ForeverMaker]

The entire thing was set up so he could scare you. She was in on it.

[SRTurbo04]

Hahahaahah ginger u were probably sweatin balls before u saw him... y didn't ashley say anything

[Mitch]

you gotta give credit on the finger smellin, you plagiaristic pedophiliac.

[Alex L.]

Hahahaahah ginger u were probably sweatin balls before u saw him... y didn't ashley say anything

 

I couldn't stop laughing. Dude is already leary of me as is, she didn't want to deal with him.

[Alex L.]

you gotta give credit on the finger smellin, you plagiaristic pedophiliac.

 

"Smell my fingers." (Gaylord)

[Alex L.]

Triple in this thread.

[oh8sti]

lol alex you need to PIITB, then you can say "smell my dick". Much more insulting.

[SRTurbo04]

I couldn't stop laughing. Dude is already leary of me as is, she didn't want to deal with him.

 

Y so? Is it cause ur a ginger?

[bahd-ler]

ATM FTW

[unfunnyryan]

I bet you are really excited to meet him now.

[wagner]

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[Tripleskate]

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[ImUrOBGYN]

lol That sucks. Awhile back, my gf'd dad was visiting (mom was showing up the next day) and we went for a ride in the supra to alum creek. First time he'd rode with in it. We were on the hilly backside and I had sped up to about 80 for the hill and right on the other side, right after my damn gf jinxed me with, "You better slow down, you're gonna get a ticket", there was a damn cop. There's a bit more to the story, but that's the jist.

[ansonivan]

Double win, be sure to update this thread after you actually meet the guy.

[Guest Removed]

Double win, be sure to update this thread after you actually meet the guy.

word

[Main3s]

Your G/F's dad makes a fuckin shitty ass cop if he didn't even notice his own daughter in the car with you. With that being said it doesn't sound like you have much to worry about. Funny story though....

 

 

[dover]

You shouldn't have stopped any way, especially since you got up to 41 so fast..

[AWW$HEEET]

Why didnt lil miss Jane Rottencrotch say anything to her dad?