Alex L. Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Had the brick out for the first time tonight, woman riding shotgun. Leaving Wendy's, I got up to 41 pretty quick in a 35. I check the rearview just in time to see the red and blues. Fuck. The officer comes to the door, tells me my tails are out, takes my license and registration. I look over at her and she says, wide-eyed, "That's my dad". This is the first time I've had any communication with him. He comes back, hands me my shit, verbal warning, we're on our way. I don't know if he saw her or not or if her recognized my name; if so, he didn't say shit. I couldn't help but laugh. Cliffs: pulled over the first night out with my new car by my girlfriend's dad with her in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You should have told him he forgot to ticket you for not wearing a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You should have told him he forgot to ticket you for not wearing a condom. Want to smell my fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Better story if she was blowing you or good rule of thumb.. ALL good stories end in anal. Period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackDaddy43 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I'm sure you'll have a laugh about it at dinner with the parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Divorced parents ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 The entire thing was set up so he could scare you. She was in on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Hahahaahah ginger u were probably sweatin balls before u saw him... y didn't ashley say anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 you gotta give credit on the finger smellin, you plagiaristic pedophiliac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Hahahaahah ginger u were probably sweatin balls before u saw him... y didn't ashley say anything I couldn't stop laughing. Dude is already leary of me as is, she didn't want to deal with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 you gotta give credit on the finger smellin, you plagiaristic pedophiliac. "Smell my fingers." (Gaylord) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Triple in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 lol alex you need to PIITB, then you can say "smell my dick". Much more insulting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I couldn't stop laughing. Dude is already leary of me as is, she didn't want to deal with him. Y so? Is it cause ur a ginger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 ATM FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I bet you are really excited to meet him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/caroil.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 http://memegenerator.net/Cool-Dog/ImageMacro/1028891/Cool-Dog-Hey-cool-story-bro.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 lol That sucks. Awhile back, my gf'd dad was visiting (mom was showing up the next day) and we went for a ride in the supra to alum creek. First time he'd rode with in it. We were on the hilly backside and I had sped up to about 80 for the hill and right on the other side, right after my damn gf jinxed me with, "You better slow down, you're gonna get a ticket", there was a damn cop. There's a bit more to the story, but that's the jist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Double win, be sure to update this thread after you actually meet the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Double win, be sure to update this thread after you actually meet the guy. word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Your G/F's dad makes a fuckin shitty ass cop if he didn't even notice his own daughter in the car with you. With that being said it doesn't sound like you have much to worry about. Funny story though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You shouldn't have stopped any way, especially since you got up to 41 so fast.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Why didnt lil miss Jane Rottencrotch say anything to her dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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