Duff1647545513 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 shower curtain Sounds like there would be some shit covered zombies running around if you were attacked right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Astroglide I guess I'll litterally have to fuck a zombie up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Astroglide I guess I'll litterally have to fuck a zombie up... Hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Hmm Its for the anal sex with Phil on Thursdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Sucks. Maybe you can pour the astroglide all over your body to atleast make yourself slippery so the zombies can't grab you as easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Sucks. Maybe you can pour the astroglide all over your body to atleast make yourself slippery so the zombies can't grab you as easily Yeah, while everyone is fighting I'll be the naked dude covered in lube running through a crowd of the undead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Uverse tv remote....who wants to trade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Yeah, while everyone is fighting I'll be the naked dude covered in lube running through a crowd of the undead. Even in the apocalypse, there's got to be a time for laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 A clock and a can of canned air. Oh.. and some 90's WWF (WWE) Jakks Slammers. Diesel, DDP and Shawn Michaels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Its for the anal sex with Phil on Thursdays. Way to edit your post then edit my quote to match. Damn your super powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 A ~6' lockable cabinet. I suppose I have shelter at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 15 4"x6"x1/2" Aluminum plates, 2 walkie talkies and a lunchbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Uverse tv remote....who wants to trade? Trade you for the easy chair. Now, who wants a Uverse remote? I'm taking offers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Take your pick http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/Schmuckingham/71774_508763653541_214000589_30579250_7636109_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 A stack of bills, and a empty Diet Mt. Dew can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 a stapler! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 modded xbox controller...uh, well...I've pretend-killed thousands with it before...some zombies even. if you really use a modded controller you really are a pathetic bitch just saying Take your pick http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/Schmuckingham/71774_508763653541_214000589_30579250_7636109_n.jpg wow you are fucked... i have a empty coke bottle and a thing of suave lotion. i guess ill have nice skin before then eat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 if you really use a modded controller you really are a pathetic bitch just saying wow you are fucked... i have a empty coke bottle and a thing of suave lotion. i guess ill have nice skin before then eat me. how am I fucked? a pair of scissors, stapler and a shift knob will do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 A plastic knife with strawberry cream cheese, or a SVT Focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 A microphone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 A door and a red kia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 My crappy Dell work laptop. It is better it goes than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 A door and a red kia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 Take your pick http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/Schmuckingham/71774_508763653541_214000589_30579250_7636109_n.jpg Cool. Remote is yours. I'm taking the rubberband around the cup. First necessity for a sling shot. Now that I've made a sling shot, what can I get for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 Cool. Remote is yours. I'm taking the rubberband around the cup. First necessity for a sling shot. Now that I've made a sling shot, what can I get for it? The pink plastic toy cell phone laying against the baby in my 1st post. When you push buttons it talks to you and rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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