One thing you want to do before you die.....

[BDHG940]

Throw Troll cake on Paul's back window......

 

Nice

[AC66Bronco]

Sing I got friends in low places by Garth Brooks on karoake, hammerd drunk

 

Done

 

Paint a self portrait.

 

Done

 

Two girls at the same time.

 

Done

 

2 tongues 1 balloon knot.

 

Done same time as above.

 

 

I guess I can die a happy man then. :fuckyeah:

[Gergwheel1647545492]

Smear feces on Jones

 

Fixed.

 

 

[seriousness]

I want to go to the salt flats with a decently modded car and drive as fast as possible.

[/seriousness]

[Hwilli1647545487]

Schmuck, I'm in.

 

Lol at Tilley.

 

 

Everyone else, you fail. You'll never amount to anything.

[V8 Beast]

Lol @ Tilley 10085 times before I die

 

Only 3 left little buddy! You can do it :lolguy:

[AWW$HEEET]

howard, you put a reverse mortgage on your supra yet so you can afford all your denture paste and depends?

[Miller]

two chicks at the same time.

 

I get originality credit because Alex didn't do it right.

[Hwilli1647545487]

Only 3 left little buddy! You can do it :lolguy:

 

 

Ever since we broke up and I stopped giving you the dock you've been following me around. Stalking me on facebook, creeping around my backyard, quoting me on cr...

 

It ends now.

[Hwilli1647545487]

howard, you put a reverse mortgage on your supra yet so you can afford all your denture paste and depends?

 

 

 

Don't worry little buddy, I have you on speeddial should I ever need your wealth of combover knowledge. Unlikely, but I know youre there should I ever need you.