Tim Davis Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv9wahoia61qar86bo1_500.jpg Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.” No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 That is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 WOW He wins ultimate revenge award AND biggest dick award at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 heard this on the radio this morning.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 My Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 The amount of detail is beautiful. I can smell it from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 I think somehow they may be able to turn that into a 2 girls 1 cup thing.......:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04SVT Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 :lolguy::lolguy::lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 man that's pretty fucked up. I bet she blames it all on him like all stupid bitches do. YOU MADE ME CHEAT! NOW YOU DO THIS? WHY DO YOU HATE ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Now isnt that some shit!!! :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Now isnt that some shit!!! :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 heard this on the radio this morning.. me too, I hope he don't get charged! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 I hope he gets away with it too. He was smart enough to make her sign a consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 she signed a waiver. end of story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeDot3083 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Does anyone else want to see what she looks like? I'm kind of curious. Being that she is semi local in all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Awsome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1647545532 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 She hurt his feelings, so he permanently disfigured her? And y'all think that's cool? WTF is wrong with you people? The guy's an emo pussy asshole. I'll grant that his method of disfigurement was creative, but functionally this isn't much different from cutting off noses like they do in Afghanistan. I'm calling fake on the whole thing, but if it's not, I don't understand even pretending to think this guy is anything but an extreme cockface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 I would think that her lawyers could work around the consent form, since she signed it while under the influence of alcohol. Doesn't make the damage go away...just pointing out that the form is probably worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 I would think that her lawyers could work around the consent form, since she signed it while under the influence of alcohol. Doesn't make the damage go away...just pointing out that the form is probably worthless. A co-worker brought that up too. Got me thinking...does everything you do go null/void if you're under the influence of alcohol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Shitty job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 A co-worker brought that up too. Got me thinking...does everything you do go null/void if you're under the influence of alcohol? My wife's the attorney, but numerous court cases have nullified contracts where it can be proven the signer was not in their right mind at the time. I'm sure if she wanted to sue a little money towards a decent attorney will win her some restitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Well that must stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 ...but functionally this isn't much different from cutting off noses like they do in Afghanistan. An incorrect tattoo is the same as cutting off a part of someones body? :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BStowers023 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 That dude is a BOSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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