Guest Hal Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 1. You trolls are a complete waste of space. You cannot formulate an adequate flame any better than Paul could write a middle school essay. You are nothing and you will never be anything. I would say more if only there was one among you who deserved such an honor. 2. Mods/admins, you guys are chalked full of more fail Carnival Cruise Lines. "Should I stay or go?" The answer is obvious, you should go. In general, you're a bunch of sad, bankrupt (in various capacities), powerhungry basement dwellers. Congratulations, you're an authority figure on a local message board. Good God, your life's ambitions must be satisfied. Further, none of you can handle when someone disagrees with your illogical approach to life and its little problems. Rather than take a look around at the failures that define you, you ban people or set them to some status that is supposed to annoy them. Your inability to effectively handle a microsection of a local populace is surely a window into the empty, passive aggressive thing you call a soul. 3. All of you 30+ year old gamers/street racer/Cleveland dwellers that are wasting away the pinch of a chance given to you by the FSM, I pity you. You've become all that is wrong with the world. You're nothing more than a pitiful lump of useless flesh and bone. 4. To the rest of you that don't fit into these basic categories, fuck you. You're just enablers. You're too weak to handle the trolls or the mods, too pussified to stand up for anything you think. I'm glad you can post funny pictures or answer basic tech questions, but know that is all you will be remembered for. May the FSM judge you not by your weakness or ineptitude, may He/She have mercy upon your souls. I'll sit by patiently to await what I'm sure will be worthless responses and lukewarm flames. I'd ask that you take it easy on me seeing as I am out of practice, but that hardly seems necessary when confronting the equivalent of a special education classroom, lacking not only intellect but also basic retard strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Y u mad faggot Welcom back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/64/dismissive_wanking.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Oh here go hell come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 i missed you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Oh shit, hide the white girls and whiskey Hal is here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Back to your cave frodo. This be a no hobbit zone. Jones already made that quota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 1. You trolls are a complete waste of space. You cannot formulate an adequate flame any better than Paul could write a middle school essay. You are nothing and you will never be anything. I would say more if only there was one among you who deserved such an honor. 2. Mods/admins, you guys are chalked full of more fail Carnival Cruise Lines. "Should I stay or go?" The answer is obvious, you should go. In general, you're a bunch of sad, bankrupt (in various capacities), powerhungry basement dwellers. Congratulations, you're an authority figure on a local message board. Good God, your life's ambitions must be satisfied. Further, none of you can handle when someone disagrees with your illogical approach to life and its little problems. Rather than take a look around at the failures that define you, you ban people or set them to some status that is supposed to annoy them. Your inability to effectively handle a microsection of a local populace is surely a window into the empty, passive aggressive thing you call a soul. 3. All of you 30+ year old gamers/street racer/Cleveland dwellers that are wasting away the pinch of a chance given to you by the FSM, I pity you. You've become all that is wrong with the world. You're nothing more than a pitiful lump of useless flesh and bone. 4. To the rest of you that don't fit into these basic categories, fuck you. You're just enablers. You're too weak to handle the trolls or the mods, too pussified to stand up for anything you think. I'm glad you can post funny pictures or answer basic tech questions, but know that is all you will be remembered for. May the FSM judge you not by your weakness or ineptitude, may He/She have mercy upon your souls. I'll sit by patiently to await what I'm sure will be worthless responses and lukewarm flames. I'd ask that you take it easy on me seeing as I am out of practice, but that hardly seems necessary when confronting the equivalent of a special education classroom, lacking not only intellect but also basic retard strength. This is how posts in The Kitchen should look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Five months, and this is best you could conjure up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 "Release the Kraken" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 This is how posts in The Kitchen should look. Are you serious? A long ass post trying to call people out when all he is just a worthless manlet who makes posts online about breaking closet doors when the snow plow guys block in his driveway. Brb, making the kitchen the section where I write out books for responses but deep down I'm just a worthless faggot who gets mad when nobody cares about me. Inb4 all the nuthuggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Are you serious? A long ass post trying to call people out when all he is just a worthless manlet who makes posts online about breaking closet doors when the snow plow guys block in his driveway. Brb, making the kitchen the section where I write out books for responses but deep down I'm just a worthless faggot who gets mad when nobody cares about me. Inb4 all the nuthuggers Wow, 5 months and I come up with a variety of insults using some new material. 5 months and you come up with the same stale insult that ran out of steam more than a year ago? I wonder which of us is better at this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 "Basic retard strength". I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Hello Halbert. :gabe: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 HAL'S BACK How was banned camp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Wow, my life is complete now, I thought I'd never reach this level where Hal writes a whole paragraph about me. How's that random appearance every 4-5 months like some old has been wrestler theme working for you? You're about as usefull as Gabe and White's "special" cousin who can only conjure up the ability to come on here once or twice a year. Oh and welcome back for the few hours you'll spend here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Wow, 5 months and I come up with a variety of insults using some new material. 5 months and you come up with the same stale insult that ran out of steam more than a year ago? I wonder which of us is better at this... Welcome back into the fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Wow, 5 months and I come up with a variety of insults using some new material. 5 months and you come up with the same stale insult that ran out of steam more than a year ago? I wonder which of us is better at this... Honestly, you're not worth new material. After your faggot emo bitch move you pulled over the summer trying to air out "supposive dirty laundry" about Brian carter here in the kitchen, I just looked at you from there on out at a worthless piece of shit. I applaud Brian for not showing up at your house and caving your face in but I would expect him to be the bigger man in that situation. If most of CR saw that thread before it got deleted you would prolly be known as the biggest piece of shit known in columbus. So goodluck with this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Sonoma Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I'm just happy to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 hals back.... tl wr posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Hal, how's your Cobra doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Hal, how's your Cobra doing? I thought his boss took that from him cause he didnt know how to act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I almost didn't miss Hal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Honestly, you're not worth new material. After your faggot emo bitch move you pulled over the summer trying to air out "supposive dirty laundry" about Brian carter here in the kitchen, I just looked at you from there on out at a worthless piece of shit. I applaud Brian for not showing up at your house and caving your face in but I would expect him to be the bigger man in that situation. If most of CR saw that thread before it got deleted you would prolly be known as the biggest piece of shit known in columbus. So goodluck with this thread. Real talk. This might end up being worth the read after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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